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I know, everybody’s an idiot to you
Why do pissin', shittin' and fuckin'
Fuck you talkin' about?
I think we should include Tony in the conversation as well.
This is demoralizin'.
I'm not.
We really were the last people in there.
For me to even consider having you back,
There is also an issue with his five paragraph essay.
A work-related injury.
You passed.
Like yellin's gonna make me do anything but screw up more.
First and foremost, school comes first.
I wanna poke my eyes out with a knitting needle.
with a fucking three-year lease.
It's on the tip of my tongue
I probably shouldn't say this
It's not so great but you need somethin' on your stomach.
I just like to read in there.
Because every time I think about
It's timeless, really.
You study hard for "massagie", yeah?
Sitting in a car, with a man,
That's me. Blundetto.
So, "Blundino",
So, um, I met this guy at a club on canal.
We're gonna go.
Oh, cut it out.
That Salamanca fabric was worth it.
There? They had that address by mistake.
because it's not the stigma it once was.
Alright.
I don't know.
Roadway Xpress delivered five massage tables.
The fuck you talkin' about?
Hey, I thought you liked the other one,
It was a fuckin' blast.
Janice made lasagna.
Nothing really happens.
You fuckin' crazy?!
Fuckin' scam artist.
Really, why?
I'm over here bustin' my fuckin' ass!
I'm practically doin' two years of medical school on my own right now.
He lazy American and criminal.
What'd you do?
Oh, no, here tell me.
Now, I know it's wrong,
I'm serious. I wanna know.
This is still my time.
That's the thing, though, that book was way over my head.
Big Business
Plus, the guy sees somethin' in me.
You know I almost called you from the faculty parking lot.
I didn't have my stuff with me so
12 grand? Madonna mi'.
Oh, wait.
Look at this, you're doubly blessed.