Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just took a beatin' at craps.

as you're now board certified in massage

I got a whole leg covered with Neosporin.

T made it out like it was a big gym test.

This headache in my jaw.

and from what I remember it ends badly.

You know they really do eat dogs.

Not only that God will touch his heart

The Soprano kid.

The licensing test is pretty hard.

Aren't you gonna eat somethin'?

What, do ya got a little secret?

I happen to know it's a fact.

I told ya, write it down, I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want.

I lost my study guide, my fuckin' flashcards.

That's all this is.

We played that just right.

This is my house. You will treat me with respect.

Sungyon Kim, my boss,

Gets her pregnant.

I know, everybody's an idiot to you.

Honestly, you know,

It's hard doin' business with strangers.

Solidly below average.

Live with your decision.

so I can install the sound system myself.

Would ya like that? Workin' with your old man?

My wife's bringin' it down this afternoon.

...before I take you back or your mom's gonna kill me.

Well, there are other things to think about.

of "Madame Bovary" over the phone.

So now this, uh, so-called bag.

Oh my God is it a fetus?

- Yeah! - Out front.

Hey. I thought once they move you upstairs

Add comin' home drunk, sounds like you.

It's really not that likely, jeez.

Tell him how hard AJ's trying?

Fuckin' stroll in.

You know, like when you stick your hand in the Caribbean.

he looked at me with this intensity.

Or if I should at all.

on "lord of the flies" three years ago.

You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have

See, I never understand this.

Oh, my God, is it a fetus?

Word to the wise... Remember Doom 3

He's an intellectual. You know what I mean.

...got a couple friends that are bologna smokers.

He was with a bad crowd.

I'm so disappointed in you. Look at me when I'm talking to you! You've got some nerve to look at me like that. Answer me, why are you so quiet? I knew you were hiding something! I'm sorry, dad.

you think I'd have to put up with this bullshit?

Vito, where the fuck is my Tupperware?

Over here I'm gonna put an oasis with big plants,