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APRENDICES EN SENASOFT
This is the skin for me.
Let's see here.
Steve was right... it was just a crush.
♪ A certain lad I had ♪
You should just talk to her.
The trade-in value of my SUV
(retching)
(slaps) Don't you talk about her that way.
What? What about your parents divorce!
I'm gonna cut off your skin and drape it all over my body!
Wait. Wait. No.
♪ For making whoopee ♪
Smells like girl fart in here.
for my SUV on Craigslist.
Can we even afford this car, Stan?
She's having a private moment, and I'm sharing it with her.
You're doing just fine.
Oh, I got you this.
Sure you can.
it's a sign he has a crush on her.
Excuse me?
With Francine "Cans McGee" struttin' around this place?
This fine American automobile is gonna go
Remind me to never take this hat off.
and no matter how much I love you,
Smells Like Girl Fart In Here
and she'll start right up in, like, a second.
I'll just sell it myself.
Skid-marked to hell.
(inhaling)
Like John and Yoko.
I can't do that!
but wouldn't it run cleaner if they added
They're your replacement.
So what? So what?
Hayley, I'm in love with you!
will cover a ton of the cost. Watch this.
(nervous chuckle): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The good news is, it'll pass.
This time you were playfully mean, like you're teasing her.
Hayley!