Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your story is just a pathetic attempt to rewrite history and make yourself look good.

Sure. Derek's gonna be fine.

Well, maybe it's because even witches have itches.

and explore the world with my trusty cat named Sir Bonkers.

but I have to give back this promise ball and chain.

- I smell something burning. - Oh, darn!

- For what? - To buy a dress for you.

Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef.

I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby.

and the cat named Sir Bonkers is no more?

Okay, there's another old saying, Michael:

It's not trivial. Men grill.

- Well, I'd love to. - Oh, I don't think...

Well, I said I would. So I won't.

You're also the love of my life.

But that's what writers do. I mean, we take stuff from our lives.