Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this is the worst short story by an ex-girlfriend in a school newspaper ever.
- I'd love to make a salad. - Great.
Donna found panties in Eric's Vista Cruiser.
Well, Joanne, it is so nice to meet you.
Where's my pinball machine?
and threw it on the barbecue.
I know. This could be in Reader's Digest. It's that good.
- No. I hate pinball. - Hate it or love it?
Make the salad.
Now let's consummate me.
- You can't make me stay. - Oh, no?
It means to have sex.
But, Kitty, you might...
But... I beseeched you.