Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to have a nice time. Come on.
You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night.
Really? Okay, smarty, what's a gauntlet?
Derek, look what I found under your bed.
But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens.
so let's play so I can make some money.
Oh, yeah, I loved it. Especially this part.
- No, thanks. - Oh.
Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself?
dating a lying, manipulative witch like you?
That's true. That was in the yearbook.
It's probably 'cause she's got one.
You want the fake tuxedo or the fake hairy chest?
to a story entitled, uh...
Dear God, why is a nice, sensitive guy like me...
Really? I like you already.
Um, guys, I don't understand. What does "consummate" mean?
Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables...
So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right?
So, guys, check out my story.