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Robin! Robin!
It's very, very sweet of you to come over and talk to me, but I just...
Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up?
I mean, you know, guys see the ring, it's, like, Marshall parking only.
That was beautiful, man.
- They're both linebackers for the Eagles. - Both!
The bar. Big surprise.
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She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
Man, I wish I could, guys...
Lily, I thought tonight was about us hanging out?
Both of their boyfriends are linebackers.
Wow, it must be really well cordoned-off over there.
Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame.
Marec 14, 2008
Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security.
- I am so sorry. - It's fine, no.
- Do you ever lick it? - Nope.
Dayle Dayle Dayle
I'm not gonna take off my ring.
Philly!
MacLaren's is bore-snore
You wanna test this, guy? Be my guest, come on.
Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag?
Barney, I'm going to the airport. Sascha, thank you.
Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend? Also the jealous type,
- Keep your hands where I can see them. - Barney, I am going to kill you.
- No. It has to be the two of us. - Why? Why do you need me?
I just came over to let you know that you sat on a grape.
Philly!