Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You can't call her your girlfriend? - We're not labeling it.

and you, you're the really fun teacher girl...

I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry.

Screw her. And I'm gonna wear that ribbon hat.

Ruined our friendship. I couldn't get over the incident.

Can't wear heels.

- How do you plead? - Guilty.

That's just weird, and it freaks me out.

- Fine. - Can you leave, please? Because...

- That is not even... l... What? - I don't wanna play games.

Are there women here? Yeah, sure, more than ever.

I don't talk like Teddy Ruxpin.

Here's your bill.

Hey, so living here, it's probably fun, right?

Hey, Jess, my hands are actually stuck in the yarn because...

You know what, Jess? Julia is one of those girls...

What's up, Dad?

You're too humid. You make everything damp.

- ...and I use the towel. - Let me ask you this.

I mean, growing up was brutal.

Winston, just ask questions, pay attention to her, listen to her...

It kind of freaked me out at first.

Now it's an $800 fine.

I'll just come back later.

What shape is that supposed to be shaved into?

but whatever you want, I'm cool with.

Nick's not here.

Nick, your girlfriend is not a dessert person.

So did she come right out and ask you if you were seeing other girls?

- You never wash the towel? - What am I gonna do?

Here's a scenario that's paid sexual dividends...

Okay, so I will look at this stuff some more...

Like, one time, a girl said to me, "Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots."

Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now!

- I went to an all-girls school. - Girls can be so mean to each other.

- Wow. - So, um, your place or mine?