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The multicolored rubber bands. I'm fine with it. It's all okay with me.
When I met you, you were wearing a hat made of ribbons.
Okay, you just have to enter the plea yourself, all right?
Could I talk to you for a second?
- I was just trying to paint a picture. - Read the room.
I spend my entire day talking to children.
because I have to sprint from one sexual encounter to another.
I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter.
Hmm. This may actually be kind of hard to argue with.
out of the intersection. - You missed your court date.
- Zilch. - Right, I've got nothing.
- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
- Uh, okay, I... - Just say it.
- Just gonna go to the bathroom quickly. - Okay. Great.
Yeah.
Should I have interrupted you to tell you that? Probably not.
- You gotta get laid. - You gotta get laid.
I will if you wear my leatherman jacket.
That is clear now.
Inform her that you're an aerialist for the Cirque du Soleil.
Miller. No Cocktail.
Oh. Oh.
What?
So figure that out.
That's not what happened. I just said something to her...