Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aah! Damp towel! Damp!
Why can't you just admit she's your girlfriend?
full of naked women every day...
But you, not gonna happen.
How much I'm not going home with you tonight.
Are you just realizing you don't have game?
I was a booty call for two years and then I was nothing for two years.
Why would you need this for cooking?
- Aah! Damn it! - Oh, my God.
I thought you guys told each other everything.
and you'll tuck him in under his blankie and...
Heh. Why did you agree to let me take you out for drinks?
Uh, because I came here to...
Your sheets are so soft.
- Was that her? - Yeah.
Such a bummer too. We have this pool at my office.
She's helping me get out of a traffic ticket.
Yes, sir. Yes, I'm present, sir.
Are you serious?
Jess, if you'll excuse us, Julia is about to be very disappointed.
- Oh, God. - This towel is so warm and fluffy.
Like a scared baby. I'm sure that gets you out of all kinds of stuff.
with the same towel. - Intimate.
Whoo.
- Ugh. - You don't wear each other's underpants?
They've actually been in my family for almost 40 years.
Thanks for the water.
Boyfriend. That's so lame.
Uh...
- So all you have to do is say... - I got it. Thank you.
- What are we talking about? - Did you just hear "lesbian community"...