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and bluebirds come and help me dress in the morning.
Sure. Feeling weird in here?
with all the colorful skirts and you bake things.
- I gotta get back to work. - Yeah.
Okay, I left my towel in my room. Nobody look.
and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch.
Quick question for you. As a lesbian gynecologist...
To wit, six months ago...
Once I'm done with my chutney, back in the row it goes.
- Wanna know what I want to do now? - What?
Except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver.
A damp towel is where I draw the line.
Let me get you a blanket.
See?
He accepts everyone.
I thought you were upfront with one another.
Oh, you're not labeling it...
Let's not say normal. Just say what it is: Average.
- The place in the 'hood? - No.
Maybe I should call Shelby. I haven't seen her since I got back from Latvia.
- So can you help me? - I mean, I can try.
- I just don't eat it, usually. - Okay.
and I'm not trying to interfere...
- Hair everywhere... - Hello.
She thinks like a guy. She doesn't play mind games.
Schmidt is like Ellis Island in the 1800s.
- Oh. Yeah. You don't have to... - Plead the Fifth!
All right. So far, Nick Miller's list of fears...
Maybe it's always been about basketball.
- I'm just gonna put this, like, right here. - Oh.
do the ladies look, um, more like this one...
Seriously, no one is looking at...? All right, forget it.
So I hear I really made you think