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- I can find out. - Would you?
Trevor Vulanich
By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's."
Here you go.
well wouldn’t it have to be?
Will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners...
I take baths.
His upper lip landed flush on my upper lip...
- Morty, you're talking too loud. - I'm not.
We'll start doing this now? I can't be taking...
I look amazing in this leotard.
What about the open-lip kiss?
"My wife" this, " my wife" that.
You know, I'm engaged.
Yep, I'm getting married in 50 years.
See her sense of humor?
I'm thinking about turning him in too.
This is my wife. She died eight years ago.
It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.
I caught him urinating in the shower.
No, no. It was a small ceremony.
Yeah.
- You're gonna mix them up. - I'll call a plumber right now.
- I'm sorry. What were you saying? - It was nothing. Forget it.
We'll always have memes..
- Maybe tomorrow. - Maybe.
I wasn't invited?
...jams, or condiments in the restaurant.
"I got married."
It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.
Jerry, we just heard. What's going on?
I want a divorce.
- You're hurting my eardrum. - You must've done something with it.