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How I Met Your Mother 3x18 - Rebound Bro

Look, I'm crazy about this girl, and if waiting is what it takes,

I was an insurance liability.

You’re a fat, ugly, whore

I'm not mad at anybody.

Look, I realize it's weird, okay?

Ted, you told them, didn't you?

why are you so desperate to have this happen?

and when you do? Free drink.

You were a New York City police officer and you didn't tell me?

There's just too many good wingmen out there.

We got two live ones.

Ted, this is Lucy.

I also sat next to you guys at football games.

No, it's not, Barney. And even if you got Randy laid tonight,

in the name of a failed Democratic vice presidential candidate.

You told them that I haven't had sex in five years.

With Stella, do the opposite: lower expectations.

Your pillow talk's a little rusty.

It was that summer I lived in San Francisco.

Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?

Well, you're onto me, Ted.