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- Hi, Lucy. - Lucy, this is Ted.
Why would I be looking for one?
Isolate her from her friends;
But tonight, I am going to make you the greatest wingman
I've forgiven you, and I've outgrown Barney as a friend. It's that simple.
Randy, listen to me: you can do this, okay?
So, uh, looking forward to tonight?
I want to let you know I am available.
Yeah. Definitely. It's been such a long time since I've had a night out.
Oh, my God, thank you. I can't thank you enough.
I need some " lock the door" Time with you.
Haley, that's a pretty name, Haley. Haley...
No, I'm not.
Haaaave you met…me?
come here, Haley.
Actually...
And, uh, there's a motel just down the turnpike.
What is your favorite thing about koala bears?
Turned out, it took an even bigger one.
Wait... so you haven't had sex
Hi, Randy.
Told them what?
Obviously, I can't.
So, here's the plan.
My friend Randy here is the leading expert on koala bears in Australia!
No, uh-uh. Randy, we never use the word "bro"
Stapleton! Barney Stinson.