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Like, "right now" ready?
I think I might be starting to lose my fist bump callus.
No offense, Randy, but there's a long list of candidates for this slot.
it's pretty much draining backwards now.
Not many people go five years without having sex.
It's Barney.
I'm married, Barney. I cannot be your new wingman.
a while since I was intimate with anyone.
Not Nell Carter, Stella.
and I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was,
- Unexpected number of testicles? - No!
Hello?
was going to take a big step that weekend.
Look, after Lucy was born, I dated a little,
That would be very nice.
Because you threatened to put a video of us on the Internet,
What up, B-Dog? Long time, no bro. So we gonna tear it up tonight or what?
dary.
I'm in.
This is awkward. I have a girl here.
Hi. My name's Randy.
just to have a little "night out."
I remember my longest drought...
So what does this mean for you? Is she ever gonna want to get intimate?
The Da Vinci Code had just come out.