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I'm sorry.
Five years?
- Wow, that was amazing! - Oh, yeah.
This slot is Vice President of Awesome,
- Straight to the hotel? - Straight to the hotel.
"Assistant Undersecretary of Only Okay."
Yeah, I've been reading your blog for years.
Stop worrying.
wait for it...
then I am fine with that.
Okay, I really overreacted last night. I'm sorry.
You had to mention Ted, didn't you?
I'm a wingman. That's what wingmen do.
Oh, I don't know. Are those girls really that hot?
Let it out. Let it out.
What are you saying?
This one wakes me up at 4:00 a.m. sometimes
Ted, that was so personal.
since, like... Thanksgiving.
the Philharmonic is playing an open-air...
Oh, God. This happens every time I get an erection. I am so sorry.