Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's surprising.

Dude, relax. It's all about expectations management.

You've been so patient, Ted.

There was just one little problem.

Here's what's on the rock-it docket.

In my defense, they were staring at me.

Hey, Barney, new SkyMall came in.

It's kind of embarrassing, but it's

You guys haven't had sex yet?!

New plan: we need to get you comfortable

Oh, it's a koala bear. I think they're adorable.

Oh, there's no lock on that door.

That's why she hasn't introduced me to her daughter, either.

Stella and I thought our relationship

What Randy and I have is real.

would it feel anywhere near as meaningful as when you got Ted laid?

Yeah, it'll be pretty hard now that she's dead.

You can trust me.

Now, kids, the spring of 2008 was a complicated time in your old man's life.

You haven't had sex in five years?!

Do muess e Zämmehang bestoh: jedes Mol…

- You are the woman... - Barney,

I'm kind of nervous. I have a confession to make.

Even though this potato skin performed admirably,

Pete! Barney Stinson.