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Dude, seriously, you need to stop calling me.

- Fancy. - Yeah, right?

my sister is in town until tomorrow.

how would you like to be my new wingman?

Ted, I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls.

in the history of wingmen.

I'm sorry, Barney.

Hanging up on you once wasn't enough.

God, if I even went one year,

But I got kicked off the force because I screwed up so much

Do you know how many big federal holidays have come and gone since then?

- Quick on the draw? - No.

I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.

The truth is...

and things were going really well.

Maybe I have some trust issues, but believe me, I have earned them.

It'll be like a three-way: you, me, and the door.

Ted, I see what you're doing.

What are you doing?

My wife and I put the cheese out at 7. Cranium at 8 9 pm we watch 27 dresses. Everybody’s home by 11. Boo ya!

Have a great time, you two.

Look, Ted, guys regret the girls they didn't sleep with.

Oh, it's gonna be easier than you think, bro.

All right. It hasn't clotted but I think