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♫ "LA VIE EN ROSE" ♫
Polish your balls
- I feel like Billy Crystal's doctor. - Who was it?
ALL: Wha...?
- (ZAPPING) - It can sense that you're poor.
Okay, sidekicks, back in our shadows.
CITADEL YOUR PHONE IS RINGING MARGE IS CALLING
Moe, this is for you.
No.
Now, just so you know, that was,
Ah, needs salt.
And, Homer, I've got your favorite...
Why don't you just do whatever your heart tells you?
Polish your balls?
You know, you sister looks just like Jennifer Lawrence.
Wha... uh, d-did somebody say "wait"?
that ain't just unpaid parking tickets.
- No, I stole that. - (OTHERS GASP)
(GRUNTS)
against us working joes.
You're Watching American Dad! On TBS You're Watching The Simpsons On Fox
- With money, right? - Yes.
I've been keeping in my pocket. (CLEARS THROAT)
Ow!
Because starting over, uh, what would that even mean?
And I win, just like all good people always win.
and it wastes food.
You realize that was a thousand-dollar swallow.
Uh, thanks, uh, Anti-Suicide Keychain.
Yeah, that's-that's a problem with your computer.
This guy is sober.
Nah, we're pretty grit-less.
to the worst thing in the world, huh?
that was a catfish thing, right?