Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did You see the Memo about HRV?

If you could go ahead and write all the regexes for the data... that would be great

I could have this place condemned.

UM, YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DROP SOME COMMITS THAT WOULD BE GREAT

so it's not even really a problem anymore.

hey stu, watch out for your cornhole, bud.

I deal with the goddamn customers

I believe you'd get your ass kicked, writtin' code like that man

You mean i have to restart logging if I run out of space? well, yeah...

like I'm supposed to, like everybody else.

So what do you think?

if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day...

It's like "Superman III."

another day in the books let's see what tomorrow brings

I wouldn't say it's been working, bob.

but let’s say you were offered some kind of a stock option Or equity sharing program?

I was told there would be cringe.

Who do you think you are? I’m a Pimp and i like to turn your Jennifer Aniston looking ass into my Hoe!

Let me ask you something.

What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?

I have eight different bosses right now.

Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not...

Let me tell you something about Tier 1 meetings

I didn’t receive my gate code yet.

I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too...

My reaction to hearing libertarian economic 'strategy':

DoE What would you say you do here?

That's a great idea.

How's Penetrode?

Yeah, well that may be But at least I never lost to Tony Moore.

Since you're down here...

as you slip deeper and deeper...

And Then they move my desk out of the office To the "Non-Inventory" area

So if you would...

When you meet cheater in match making

Let me tell you something about TEMPLATES....

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to

When the Republican leadership has no idea what to do... Thumbs up their asses. Thumbs up their asses

Am I advancing ORM Must HAVES?

Stevie, I'm going to have to ask you to go to block training

Wade is the minimum, ok. So it's up to you whether you'd like to do the minimum, or, you know ...

Two teams at the same time, man.

Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

- I have a question. - Yes?

Pizza shooters shrimp poppers or extreme fajitas

It looks like you've been missing a lot of work to go bicycling, brian. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, bob.

I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Call it a going-away present.

So he won't be receiving a paycheque anymore.

I might be going away for a while

When Jerry says, just tell your wife. Don't worry about it.

Stop putting broken/bulky cartons in asrs

Uh, it's been really nice talking to both of you guys.

I’m a Steve Harless fan

Is he ok? Sort of...

I love his music. I do.

and you need the extra columns to fit it all in.

You are a very…bad football team

Nico Iama... Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A PERSON WHO ONLY DOES THE BARE MINIMUM?

This is not a mundane detail!

a long time ago.

The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

You're goddamn right it is

Hell, Grapes Fucked her

Are you not talking about FOC?

- This sounds familiar. - They did it in "Superman III."

Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.

Hello, Peter. What's happening?

No, this interim pastor

Owen Ray I sentence you to 10 years in a Federal pound me in the ass prison.

Okayyy... But... Thats the last straw...

georgeskit and fayeskit are the new brexits they should vote themselves! yes toxskit! one vote from me in 2019!

Aw, jeez, Lawrence.

So, Peter, what's happening?

- Yeah. - Lucky bastard.

but i was told that this channel was mostly cat gifs

The Ratio of Feet to Coffee Is too high

I've got a meeting with the ryans in a couple of minutes

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

With every decision you make "Is this good for the company?

You came here looking for a land of opportunity.

Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list. .

Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm... I'm kinda busy.

My cousin's a cokehead.

TELL US MORE ABOUT THESE TPRM REPORTS

Four chicks at the same time, man

No-talent ass clown

There were hackers that did it in the seventies as well. One of them got busted.

it wasn't even the right washed up comedian

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Can this wait? I got a meeting with the matts in a couple of minutes.

but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department...

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man

Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that.

I am a Shang-Chi fan…

Michael, Let's make that stock go down

"Michael... Boltron?"

what would you say...you do here?

We uh, we fixed the glitch... So it'll just work itself out naturally.

The key is to kick someone’s ass the first day… …or become someone’s bitch.

I have computer skills I know how to talk to the LLM

You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man.

We just simplified the whole thing

You physically take the answers from the product managers?

You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out.

Lummmbard fucked her

thanks a bunch, minh

You should come over and watch Law and Order

I’m a fan. i’m a Jared Stidham fan Me too

Let's try not to get pissed off at each other.

Hey Peter! Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

OK, here. But this...

I celebrate the entire catalogue!

What do think of a person who only does the bare minimum

Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code...

1 and oh, oh, oh

Really? What is it this time, Tom?

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life.

that would be terrific.

of your mid-twenties now gone.

I'd like to move us right along to a Daryl Sawyer

Call it a welcome to nato present

Sometimes I would just watch her mouth

It's a money market, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny...

I celebrate the guys entire catalog

Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday.

Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside.

- So they check for this now. - No, here's the thing.

what would you say you do here?

I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work.

I’ll be honest with you. I love his commitment. I’m a Logan Paul fan.

I just get that feeling looking at Jim Like he would cheat

Then that no talent ass clown Brock Purdy had to go and ruin it for me

Yeah. I know what you mean.

"We're not in Kansas anymore."

not right now, Francis. I'm kinda busy.

Three websites at the same time, man

His wife comes home early and catches him.

sounds like somebody could use some cocaine

Four teams out on the Spanish point...

Naga... na gonna see this birthday post

I know you’re quitting but.. I’m gonna need to assign you this extra work

What Would You Say You Do here?

Fight club is no picnic The key is if it’s your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight

You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

yeahhhh, Zac We're going to need you to work this weekend

From now on only use the new time sheets If you've worked on more than one job code

See you bros at Railbird…if I still have a job…

For putting Ketchup on a bratwurst I hearby sentence you to life In a federal pound me in the ass prison.

that you wanted to express yourself.

You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit?

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Ruggs.

I WOULDN'T SAY I'VE BEEN MISSING IT

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

and Let me tell you something about T.P.S. reports.

Is there going to be a Mueller memo this week?

Sorry, you couldn't make it in today... I'll be there after 3 pm to "close" da place... as usual...

Tumors that are detected...

I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a piña colada.

I don't... I don't know. Heh heh.

I used to be the same way.

So, uh, Milton has been let go?

We Find It's Always Better To Fire People On A Friday.

Happy work anniversary If we could get back to work now that would be great.

Ohta-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I dunno, I guess...

What if you didn't have a good guild?

We, uh, fixed the glitch. Electoral College Vote December 14th...

so that we never have to sit in a cubicle ever again.

We need 3 Reports to Reconcile Accounts........ Yah about that..

Miami Front Office Miami Trainers

So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff...

I wouldn’t say she’s been Missing the pro tour, Bob

I deal with the goddamn customers So the engineers don’t have to

I’m best friends with school shooters.

It's not that hard.

I would do nothing.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

represents all that is soulless and wrong

So you're going to keep Dylan Jaeb flow and give me more money?

I have AI skills I'm good at talking to AI

Sounds like somebody Bet the over

Lawrence, you awake?

I do not know anything about any money laundering...

then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.

watch out for your cornhole, harvey.

Um... Yeah... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and do the needful...

Hello, stevie. What's happening?

Raisins on a Pizza I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that!

No, this interim pastor

thumbs up their asses, thumbs up their asses.

why should i change node is the one that sucks

I have the hourglass

Your last Case of the St Thomas Mondays is almost over!

Yeah if we could just Stop clicking on phishing links That'd be great.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT JIT ACCESS

Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then, OK...

I thought you'd come in here and start shooting.

I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like...

So if you wanted to fix old cars...

We need to talk.... ...about your powerplan

Yeah umm I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there

Do you really miss playing football

to, go ahead and, uh, wear

Uh, "space out"?

I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh.

Hell, Dave fucked her.

They come to retrofrog For the attitude and the atmosphere

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

Her children would have hooves

Google Admin portal

Two builds at the same time, man.

Good luck with your web governance. I'm sure it will all be great.

Why should i move, he's the one who sucks

this is a fuck!

What's happening?

No flag I said no flag No flag

I have four opened boxes of Grape Nuts in my house, Bob.

the good news is, I think I can help you.

Where would you say the ballots are?

We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible.

Imanaga… Imanaga… Ima-not gonna get a hit against that guy

Is there any way that you could sort of just zonk me out so that I, like, I don’t know that I’m at work? Could I come home and think that I’ve been fishing all day, or something?