Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have 4 different versions of revit right now

YEAH ... UMMM ... I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ... ... SORTA DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE ...

We find it best to fire people on Friday's

We need to talk about your TLOxp reports

You know what I can't figure out?

You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?

You know the Nazis were just following orders too

I do not know anything about money laundering ..

...somebody has got a case of the Monday's!

And I said, no santos

Is that Smykowski?

What if we're still doing this when we're fifty?

Tony and Boscy Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

2 and oh! Oh! Oh!

I really don't like talking about my topology

Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.

Doan, Doan, Doan…

Uhhh Biden had a cold…

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Ron

unemployment or early retirement.

"Michael... Bolton"?

I’m a Alan Reffsin fan

Not right now, Ellen, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Cubes in a couple of minutes.

Of course it works... That's not the point !

Two chicks at the same time, man

Some customers...

I am good at dealing with people!

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.

Milt, we're gonna go ahead...

We Find ITs always better to Fire people on a Friday

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A PERSON WHO ONLY DOES THE BARE MINIMUM?

"Ya know, you can just call me Mike."

but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...

Showing the homies Bernardo Faria's Youtube

You wanna join the Ella discord?

Uh, no offence there, Peter...

He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver.

You're goddamn right that pizza is

Two y-axes at the same time, man.

Two picks at the same time man

If I see one more Tom Brady Post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion.

I don't think I'd like another job

So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... And Give Me More Money?

I guess. I... I don't know.

Oh I wouldn’t say I like it, Bob

I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort...

Is there any way that you could sort of...

They're gonna downsize Initech.

The problem is solved from your end!

10cm? 10cm? How many bananas is that???

Brian's gonna have me work on Saturday

why should i change my name the ticketing system is the one that sucks

Like seven figures.

No, man, check it out.

Um I didn’t receive my gate code yet

a Hawaiian shirt

Nada-Nada- Nada gonna make it this evening

if they don't start treating their software people better.

Sinto muito, senhor

So what? We're all screwed. That's what.

"I'm in a washing machine today"??? I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, MAN.

But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Jonah Steelers -3

I hated my bosses. Especially crot sec

Curl two Cindies at the same time, man

because they've moved my desk four times already this year...

I, uh, I like my job, and, uh...

Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...

And I could see the squirrels And they were married

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.

to get him really motivated.

Like declaring war with Syria.

Samir and I are the best programmers they got.

I'm a free man. I haven't had a witch steal my semen in six months.

with upper management written all over her.

I don't really like talking about my lore.

Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.

What do you do here? I told you - I manage the kids’ schedules

we need to talk about Bean

Make Two BBw chicks stand on my back at the same time, man. That’s what I’d do man

We need to talk about your CRM HYGIENE

So Bill Lumbergh’s stock will go up, a quarter... ...of a point.

Here we go, here we go.

You’re damn right, he is.

OK, then, um...

i have three different jobs right now

So are you related to that singer guy?

we need to sort of play catch-up.

you're goddamn right i do

We need to talk about your flares

The thing is, Vidya, it's not that I'm lazy.

So that means every day you see me, it’s the worst day of my life

Get a room you two!

That's messed up. 那真糟糕。

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

is Hawaiian shirt day.

Are you any relation to the composer?

Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do.

Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer...

- It's about fun. - Yeah.

you should be home free, man.

I deal with the goddamn students

But at least I never Order Doordash

You're goddamn right

Hell, andrew fucked her

What if...and believe me... …this is a HYPOTHETICAL…

Mother... shittin'...

I didn't feel like it.

I celebrate Biffy Clyro's entire catalog

What if... you didn't

in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison

Because I... I...

Why does it say to update my password When I dont need to update my password!

and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?

I wouldn't say I've been missing them, Bob.

Pete has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today.

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary

It's that you haven't given him the proper roadmapping software.

engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

...and believe me, this is **strictly hypothetical**

if you could get those turnover reports in, that would be great

CarNow Reports Spinning Around...

It's about all of us together.

Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.

every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.

I would like some dp striker rumors, please

MRW Business Leaders wade into the Anti-Trump Hysteria

Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

"To conceal the source of money...

i'd like to report that i need a return.

They're all right.

- Yeah. - Right.

If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...

I like the uniforms better, anyways.

so if you could be there around...

Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list.

We need to talk about your vmware

Yes I am also not ready for some football

Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech...

That would be great

Mr. LeGuy, I hearby sentence you to ten years in a federal pound me in the ass prison...

Tamara here can analyze your horoscope. walk

for a bunch of money.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Blue cruise ship

he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?

Hello Peter I'm going to need you to update your next steps

I found that apparently what happened... Is that he was laid off five years ago

That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!

Sancho, bach plans, EOBD, thx

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.

but then they switched from the Swingline...

- Two? - Two, Vidya.

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

Hello, J’rr Craa.. Whaaaat's happenin’?

Well, look, I already told you.

I celbrate the guy's entire catalog...

At least your name isn't Michael Bolton

Now, if I work my ass off...

I know you’re quitting.. But I’m gonna need you to do this extra work

For my money, I don't know if it gets any betterthen when Tino sings when a man loves his bourbon

We need to talk about your email sig block

New people are coming, and we need the space.

Fukkin' a Fukkin' s

They come to Pappadeaux for the atmosphere and the attitude.

We'll get some people under you right away.

Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskin still has my stapler.

Michael…..Coulton???

Well, not all chicks.

that we did start at the, uh...

Why arent you at work now I didn’t feel like it

than when he sings “Goodbyes”

Conjugal visits?

Now, Milton, don't be CPU greedy.

It's standard operating procedure.

I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything that I thought it could be.

@wheatpond's morning thoughts.

You’re goddamn right, he did

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...

Whaaaaat’s happening?

I'm a Tino's toes fan. Me, too.

- You're a software engineer? - Yep

NO. NO, MAN. SHIT NO, MAN. I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT MAN.

She's just a Straight shooter with upper management written all over her

What is that supposed to mean?

Yeah, gonna need you to come in tomorrow too, mmkayy?

Coach to the Training Room… What….What you say you all do here!?

What's the SOP? It's the Standard operating procedure.

You know there’s some people That don’t have to put up with all this shit?

You are a very... bad person, Peter.

If I see one more Tom Brady post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Does Canelos work here?

he decides he wants to live.

I celebrate the board's entire post history

"Two HK’s at the same time man

I mean, look at me. good things can happen in this world.

That's what I can't believe.

So like 98 instead of 1998.

THAT’S A RIOT

Oh, um... I'm not really at liberty to talk about it.

no way, why should i change?

Alright, Brandon.Oooh oooh. Right on.