Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need to talk about your vmware

We need to talk about your CRM HYGIENE

It's that you haven't given him the proper roadmapping software.

Tamara here can analyze your horoscope. walk

he decides he wants to live.

Now, Milton, don't be CPU greedy.

Now, if I work my ass off...

"I'm in a washing machine today"??? I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, MAN.

every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.

Um I didn’t receive my gate code yet

That's messed up. 那真糟糕。

Is that Smykowski?

Blue cruise ship

OK, then, um...

You’re goddamn right, he did

Conjugal visits?

Samir and I are the best programmers they got.

We need to talk about your email sig block

You’re damn right, he is.

Mother... shittin'...

You know there’s some people That don’t have to put up with all this shit?

I celebrate Biffy Clyro's entire catalog

I am good at dealing with people!

so if you could be there around...

- It's about fun. - Yeah.

I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything that I thought it could be.

Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

I don't really like talking about my lore.

i have three different jobs right now

You know the Nazis were just following orders too

Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.

Doan, Doan, Doan…

you're goddamn right i do

You're goddamn right

than when he sings “Goodbyes”

I really don't like talking about my topology

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Well, not all chicks.

Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.

If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...

with upper management written all over her.

So like 98 instead of 1998.

You wanna join the Ella discord?

We find it best to fire people on Friday's

Jonah Steelers -3

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Ron

You know what I can't figure out?

you should be home free, man.

I have 4 different versions of revit right now

So are you related to that singer guy?

...and believe me, this is **strictly hypothetical**

Here we go, here we go.

in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison

That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!

I do not know anything about money laundering ..

why should i change my name the ticketing system is the one that sucks

if they don't start treating their software people better.

That's what I can't believe.

I hated my bosses. Especially crot sec

i'd like to report that i need a return.

But at least I never Order Doordash

You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?

Sinto muito, senhor

but then they switched from the Swingline...

Sancho, bach plans, EOBD, thx

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

I’m a Alan Reffsin fan

We Find ITs always better to Fire people on a Friday

Why arent you at work now I didn’t feel like it

Michael…..Coulton???

Two chicks at the same time, man

I wouldn't say I've been missing them, Bob.

Uh, no offence there, Peter...

10cm? 10cm? How many bananas is that???

MRW Business Leaders wade into the Anti-Trump Hysteria

- Two? - Two, Vidya.

And I could see the squirrels And they were married

Mr. LeGuy, I hearby sentence you to ten years in a federal pound me in the ass prison...

No, man, check it out.

If I see one more Tom Brady post, I think I'm going to lose it!

...somebody has got a case of the Monday's!

we need to sort of play catch-up.

we need to talk about Bean

Of course it works... That's not the point !

Nada-Nada- Nada gonna make it this evening

Milt, we're gonna go ahead...

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

for a bunch of money.

If I see one more Tom Brady Post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Two picks at the same time man

@wheatpond's morning thoughts.

The thing is, Vidya, it's not that I'm lazy.

Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.

The problem is solved from your end!

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

Well, look, I already told you.

Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do.

Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...

Hello Peter I'm going to need you to update your next steps

I, uh, I like my job, and, uh...

I didn't feel like it.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

that we did start at the, uh...

They're gonna downsize Initech.

Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.

- You're a software engineer? - Yep

Whaaaaat’s happening?

I'm a Tino's toes fan. Me, too.

and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?

For my money, I don't know if it gets any betterthen when Tino sings when a man loves his bourbon

- Yeah. - Right.

It's standard operating procedure.

Two y-axes at the same time, man.

But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

2 and oh! Oh! Oh!

Get a room you two!

What is that supposed to mean?

I'm a free man. I haven't had a witch steal my semen in six months.

Congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion.

Like seven figures.

to get him really motivated.

engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

New people are coming, and we need the space.

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.

I like the uniforms better, anyways.

Are you any relation to the composer?

Pete has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today.

Yeah, gonna need you to come in tomorrow too, mmkayy?

You are a very... bad person, Peter.

I celebrate the board's entire post history

"Ya know, you can just call me Mike."

Tony and Boscy Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

It's about all of us together.

if you could get those turnover reports in, that would be great

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary

Showing the homies Bernardo Faria's Youtube

He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver.

I deal with the goddamn students

They come to Pappadeaux for the atmosphere and the attitude.

CarNow Reports Spinning Around...

YEAH ... UMMM ... I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ... ... SORTA DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE ...

Alright, Brandon.Oooh oooh. Right on.

Not right now, Ellen, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Cubes in a couple of minutes.

And I said, no santos

We need to talk about your flares

Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list.

Uhhh Biden had a cold…

That would be great

Hell, andrew fucked her

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.

Some customers...

We need to talk about your TLOxp reports

We'll get some people under you right away.

I know you’re quitting.. But I’m gonna need you to do this extra work

NO. NO, MAN. SHIT NO, MAN. I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT MAN.

a Hawaiian shirt

he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?

Brian's gonna have me work on Saturday

What's the SOP? It's the Standard operating procedure.

THAT’S A RIOT

is Hawaiian shirt day.

They're all right.

Why does it say to update my password When I dont need to update my password!

I don't think I'd like another job

Curl two Cindies at the same time, man

You're goddamn right that pizza is

I found that apparently what happened... Is that he was laid off five years ago

unemployment or early retirement.

Hello, J’rr Craa.. Whaaaat's happenin’?

Oh I wouldn’t say I like it, Bob

I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort...

no way, why should i change?

Yes I am also not ready for some football

So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... And Give Me More Money?

What if...and believe me... …this is a HYPOTHETICAL…

Like declaring war with Syria.

"To conceal the source of money...

Because I... I...

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

So Bill Lumbergh’s stock will go up, a quarter... ...of a point.

I celbrate the guy's entire catalog...

So that means every day you see me, it’s the worst day of my life

Oh, um... I'm not really at liberty to talk about it.

"Two HK’s at the same time man

Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskin still has my stapler.

Fukkin' a Fukkin' s

because they've moved my desk four times already this year...

Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer...

I would like some dp striker rumors, please

I mean, look at me. good things can happen in this world.

but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...

Coach to the Training Room… What….What you say you all do here!?

Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech...

I guess. I... I don't know.

So what? We're all screwed. That's what.

Does Canelos work here?

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...

Is there any way that you could sort of...

What if... you didn't

"Michael... Bolton"?

Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

Make Two BBw chicks stand on my back at the same time, man. That’s what I’d do man

She's just a Straight shooter with upper management written all over her

What do you do here? I told you - I manage the kids’ schedules

At least your name isn't Michael Bolton