Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT TPRM REPORTS

What would you say... ...it is your consultants do here?

What do you think of a person who only seeds the bare miniumum?

Make Two BBW chicks stand on my back at the same time, man.

So we simplified the whole thing...

usual time this morning.

I Do Not Know Anything... About Any Money Laundering...

in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Are you a part-time franchisor? 1379 franchisors have fewer than 5 units

Form a clan, you two! Haha!

Although I didn't actually choose these.

Samir. Samir, you're missing the point.

They probably won't know it's gone...

Why should we change? They’re the ones who suck.

WHAT am i gonna do with 40 different kinds of snack bowls

- I beg your pardon? - Two bosses.

What WoulD you say you do here?

Trump is the President Fuckin A man

Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.

The thought of having to go wait in line with those scumbags...

Steve Harless, that's just a straight shooter...

You're gonna layoff Samir and Michael?

That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions.

Not too bad, not too bad.

Federal “pound me in the ass” prison

does anyone ever say to you...

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Grondays

Corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice...

Napolitanke? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I... I forgot.

Zurück in deinen Arsch mit der Auferstehung

It'll do the rest.

Maybe it was just shock, and it's wearing off now...

Just checking in.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Thanks a bunch Mike!

Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee?

with his T.P.S. reports.

Michael, we don’t have a lot of time on this earth. We weren’t meant to Spend it this way!

Your-jos? Your-gos? Your guess is as good as mine!

Why should I apologize, he’s the one who sucks

Pizza shooters shrimp poppies Or extreme fajitas

cradle the balls, stroke the shaft

Come on, you little fucker, let's go.

Doesn't that chick look like Anne?

Yeah. We aren't using the BKM-1092 anymore. Did you get that memo?

Yeah. We're screwed.

he's pretty good

No Way, why should you get redacted? He's the one who sucks

When Jerry says, just tell your wife. Don't worry about it.

Also gonna need you to go ahead and come in… On Sunday too, OK?

but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option Or equity sharing program?

Hey Corey Watch out for your Cornhole, Bud

Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either.

You wanna come over?

And I said no santos, nooo santos

Jones Beach Causeway

TWO Meetings at the same time

and that no-talent ass clown became famous...

Hello, Peter. What's Happening? Merry Christmas!

I'll handle this.

Hi, Milton. What's happening?

You're goddamn right, he is.

This is a big promotion, steve

Hey Peter man No worries

Why it does say paper towel? When there is no paper towel?!

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS

What am I gonna do with 12 pounds of wagyu?

My reaction to hearing libertarian economic 'strategy':

We need to talk about your email signature

Because I told Bill...

that would be terrific.

- Milton. - Yes.

Why the hell did I do this?

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life.

Otherwise, use the old time sheets...

Tell us a little more how you fucked up the daily

We Need to Talk about you Flair

What if... it *didn't* do multi-resolution layouts :-S

So I guess we should probably go ahead...

Initech is an evil corporation, all right?

It looks like you are missing three coaches I would not say we are missing them, Bob.

So, Any Questions?

So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear

or maybe something to nibble on...

working right underneath you.

Why should I move? He’s the one who sucks.

Yeahhhh sooo ummmmm What is the ROI for that

and move your desk again, so...

Karen ptintemps

Joanna, would you come here a minute, please?

In these poolside cabanas you can have sex with women?

"OH! Well, not inviting the partners in NOT A MUNDANE DETAIL MICHAEL!"

Two pots at the same time, man.

Let me tell you somthing about power automate

So it’ll just Work itself out naturally

Hey Peter. What's happenin

and I found that apparently what happened...

That's a really good idea.

Uh, You're Going To Have To Talk To Payroll About That.

That's toasted, man.

I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and stay in tulsa... yeahhh..

It did not work, Michael, OK?

Hey, Peter, man!

Hell, Tad fucked her

Three chicks at the same time, man.

but I think that if I could be with you...

First, you just sit there while Dr. Swanson dies...

Probably just Lawrence.

Looks like you’ve been missing interim reports. I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

We, uh, we fixed the glitch.

and it would have different conclusions written on it... That you can jump to!

I’m doin the drywall up there at the new McDonald’s

I sit in a cubicle...

and I told Dom, too...

Now Milton, don't be greedy. Just Pass

This is a big promotion, Verna!

I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter.

on all T.P.S. reports now before they go out.

I have the memo

I have people skills I'm not a metric

Happy birthday to you.

I wouldn't say you've been missing them, elise.

while I'm collating...

is we're just, we're trying to get a feel...

jkjkjkjk kjkjkjkkjk

Tatevik, congratulations this is one heck of a Promotion.

...VERONNOT GONNA PLAY FOR US ANYMORE!

Actually, um, that all depends.

why dont you just ask her out?

We’d like to put you in a position to have as many as …four people right underneath you

So, you know, if you want

Yeah, I know him. I know him.

Um... Yeah... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and do the needful...

I wouldn't say I would be missing it, bob

We feel that the problem isn't with Peter

why couldn't the customers...

Wanna go to Chotchkies?!?!

Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.

Ha ha ha. You big fag.

And here's something else, Bob...

Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up...

Let me tell you something about Zero Report cadence

Hey man, check out channel 9 New Power Rankings are out!

Why? He's the one who sucks

Nagh-ee-nana-jar. Nagheenanajar. It’s not that hard.

Mr. Fields I sentence you to 10 years In a Federal “Pound me in the ass” prison

JP Nada..Nada gonna comment on here no more.

The pleasure is all on this side of the table, trust me

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, DQ

If you could just go ahead and make sure...

What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum?

Can I offer you some Pizza Shooters Shrimp poppers or exstreme fajitas?

I don't really like talking about my lore.

Do you even know how to sell? Im talking sales, im talking clover mini, im talking $0 sign-up

tell us a little more?

Oh! Well, this is not a mundane detail, Michael!

I was told there would be factions

ever since I started working every single day of my life has been worse than the dAY BEFORE IT

Hell, irs.gov fucked her

Initech is wrong.

Well, thanks, Peter.

Do you ever watch "Kung Fu"?

- I... I... I mean, reverse. - You OK, Tom?

Sounds good to me.

Merry Christmas!!!

Who's she here with?

Okay but. That's the last straw.

It would be nice to have that kind of job security.

It's fun, and it's exciting.

Peter! How are you? I'm glad you could make it.

Get a room, you two! Ha ha!

Yeah. I... I don't think I'm supposed to do that.

“PC load letter”? What the fuck does that mean?

I don't even know what they say. I don't really care.

It’s not that I’m lazy. It

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT TPS REPORTS

That's what I need. Yeah Let's do that.

That’s the worst list I’ve ever seen in my life.

I could set the building on fire.

It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh...

Where’s the motivation?

Lumbergh f***Ed her.

So from now on only use the new time sheets If you've worked on more than one job code

I hereby sentence you

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I... I didn't receive my paycheque this week.

What it does is every time there's a bank transaction...

Two shortstops at the same time, man.

I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could...

I want you to try and relax.

SOunds like Somebody's got a case of the BLACK-DUCKs

Yeah, he's... he's...

Of course it works. That's not the point.

Yea, he said he

We need to talk about your flair

Everyday is the worst day of my life

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow

All that stuff I said about being a crackhead...