Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's bad luck.
Couldn’t resist, mate Land on Sat at noon, leave Mon at 4p
Mark my words.
No. No, it's not.
Good day, sir.
His fortunes aren't improved much.
The Black Pearl.
They're stealing our ship. Damned pirates!
Disproportionate to our crime!
We will establish their most likely course.
Ol' Bootstrap Bill.
Last time, I was here a grand total of three days, all right?
That's not very nice.
I didn't.
Are you accepting the commodore's proposal?
Where does it make berth?
No.
Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound?
It’s a fine goal, to be sure
The Dans Calls to us
Wastenot
will earn two pairs of boots instead of one, so be it.
That one.
'ello puppet
You said you gave Barbossa my name as yours.
Not only myself.
It would never have worked between us, darling.
Who are you?
He trained the parrot to talk for him.
after the curse is lifted?
This is a beautiful sword.
One good deed is not enough to redeem a man
or you can't.
Bootstrap?
Wait to lift the curse until the opportune moment.
Yes, it is. I've seen it.
But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack
Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day
Must’ve been terrible for you
What's In Your Head, Boy?
I'm of no further value to you.
It's the honest ones you want to watch for,
She's safe, just like I promised.
Palu-li-la-la-lulu.
The mutiny and all.
.
Prepare to board!
The last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate.
WE are naught but Humble pirates
Mr. Murtogg, remove this man.
Hard to port!
But *why* is there new Pearl Jam?
-Want a juicy bone? -Come here.
Keep a sharp eye.
Abandon ship!
But why is the rum gone?
Still abed at this hour?
in every aspect of his life.
The Bell calls to us.
The pirates!
I love weddings!
Yoo-hoo!
She had the medallion. She's the proper age.
Milord, you have a visitor.
What...
That's got to be the best Soundtrack I've ever seen.
As is mine.
Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.
Your funeral.
You are without doubt the worst app i've worked on
Well, women in London must've learnt not to breathe.
But why is the wine gone?
I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.
Mr. Cotton's parrot.
Here there be sluts
I would expect the man who made it to show the same care
I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you.
Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)
Right about-face!
THE CALIBRATION IS MORE LIKE GUIDELINES THAN ACTUAL RULES
That’s got to be the biggest asshole I’ve ever seen
But not from you.
Then where did the first Economy come from, I wonder?
But I doubt it.
Let go the anchor!
What are you lookin' at? Back to Work
Gents, take a walk.
You'll never make it out of the bay.
When you get a pasty from Greggs
There you are with two ships.
But Jack escaped the island, and he still has that single shot.
Poop fart butt
Good day, Mr. Turner.
I feel...
You're pirates.
A short drop and a sudden stop
I knew it.
Lock him in the brig.
That's a dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododog
'came acclimated to his presence.
Why are the stonks down?
That still leaves the problem of me on some beach
they're more like guidelines than actual rules
But the company is infinitely better than last time,
Wretch!
It's the powder magazine.
Nails and crushed glass!
We figured they were more actually, guidelines.
For having such a bleak outlook on pirates,
-I'm here to -- -You'll speak when spoken to.
He didn't waste it.
Why is the coffee gone?
I know why we're here.
so you'll have to square with that someday.
And she'll go without a fuss.
you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man
Aye.
That would be short for William, I imagine.
please stop... This shot is not meant for you
Where's dear William?
Everyone else called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill.
She's taken it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LURA! THAT'S GOT TO BE THE BEST PIRATE I'VE EVER SEEN.
I'm sorry, Jack.
piracy itself can be the right course?
Why is the coffee gone?
He fell behind.
Just wait, Captain Sparrow.
Mostly we figure that means "yes."
But Why is the PP Vault Gone
that's got to be the smallest dick energy I've ever seen
This text was not meant for me
Am having a thought here
Well, then, I confess.
L
Do us a favor.
That was for the smell.
Finally.
But you didn't!
Anything we have left.
Welcome to the exec Board Love
That’s what you call ironic.
You get to die for her, like you promised.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
The medallion.
"Jack Sparrow, be it known that you..."
Hoist the sails! Make quick!
A bit closer. A bit closer.
The Black Pearl,
No heroes amongst thieves?