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"What the hell did I do? I got-- what am I, nuts?"
But this man...
Nice to meet you, sir.
- Absolutely. - At least while Eddie is here at school.
- Twice! - ( muftis murmuring )
use your pool on Saturday?
- Let's not argue over this. - Marilyn: I'm so sorry.
There's no way she could finish all that ketchup. Is there?
Can he use my pool?
It's not really your business, but to tell you the truth,
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, they're a great school.
I'm sorry for the other day.
- Okay, that's-- go to your room. - ( sarcastic laugh )
And a motherfucker.
Where are the women who have a bald perversion?
That horse, he was so close!
and I was just wondering, after I'm done,
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
maybe you can-- you can get him to bed.
Nice job, once again.
They-- they convert to packs, to the little packets.
How do you know?
I can say without reservation
Sorry we're late.
You can't-- you-- I'm off in a corner like this.
You know what, I've never had gratitude sex,
But, no, no, you grow-- you grow to love them.
because they cook the eggs while you wait.
who comes to your house, and all of a sudden, you go,
What was the point of going back again?
How about your pool?
- Man: We were happy to do a favor for you, Larry. - Sure.
I got some gratitude sex coming to me, and you're not gonna ruin it.
This is my job. This is what I do.
And that you're in a long-term, committed relationship.
Because of the condition
- ( laughs ) - But people tell me that gratitude sex is the ultimate.
- Do you, really? - It's gotta be the-- you know what?
- What? Why? - Well, Marilyn wants us
Then Larry was right.
Why?
- Bridget: Eddie! Go. - Larry: That's a good one.
- Sparkling. Yeah. - Yeah, sparkling.
to beg you to reevaluate his case.
Gracias.
- Yeah... yeah, okay. - Gracias, Señor Larry!
I want to thank you for offering me to watch the game on your TV.
was unlike anything you could ever imagine.
Some sparkling water for the table?
( scoffs )
Good. Thank you.
( theme music playing )
- Sure, yeah. - You know?
Otherwise...
Excuse me.
The offer still stands.
I will not take this tip, okay?
I can't look at that. Take it away.