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- You okay? - Yeah, I was just talking to this guy.
- Driver: Here you are. - All right. Very nice.
I'm here at the office building, fixing a leak,
So happy to do it.
- Yes, Eddie. - Uh, Eddie, yes.
- Hi. - Hey.
- Dolphins! - Great boat, beautiful.
I'm gonna go home.
She comes back to me, she says, "Your friends said you had a great time."
- You don't want sparkling? - No, get that out of here. Tap.
got all screwed up and nothing's working now, and the pool's not working.
and I'm gonna have sex with your mother.
It's a very important game. It's for-- to qualify in the World Cup.
( chuckles ) What guy?
you got to text them, make those phone calls.
Here you go, sweetie.
Is there a shortage of ketchup that I was not aware of?
Cesar: What time is good for you? 8:00 a.m.?
Well, you play tricks
is that you are gonna be together
- No, you don't! - You don't understand feeling bad!
So he refused to follow the tenets of Jewish orthodoxy.
That's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
You better get rid of the do-rag.
Actually, more like a foster child
that you are not the man they think you are.
Yes. Oh, well, yes.
And some tap water for the table.
You can't just walk up here.
I-- I don't know how you let him get away with that toast thing.
I invite him in.
you made that appointment at-- at Pemberton.
You said, "Let's live it up." I would never live it up.
you know, from "Hamilton"...
I gave you a tip, which you turned down.
- Hey, do me a favor. - Yes, sir.
- Oh, I love that sound! - All right!
And a motherfucker.
they turn into animals.
Funkhouser: Why are we talking about this?
She's got a thing for cowboys.
Why are you a member of a racist club?
( arguing )
We're very, uh...
I've never seen an old man in sneakers before.
You ain't gonna flip a tip on me!
( guitar strumming continues )
- ( muftis murmuring ) - Yes, I believe that is correct.
You know, I-- I love this kid like-- like my own son.
- Now it's-- now it's-- - Mr. Fox...
- But unfortunately, I couldn't make it. - What?
- Falafel. Yes, falafel. - Mufti #2: Another falafel over here.
Thank you all, moo-mooftis and muff-tis.
Potatoes are delicious.
- Are you two having sex? - That's Mommy's business.
if you don't get the treat, is my understanding.
and let him know what we have learned.