Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face.

I want you to have this book.

All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home

Have a nice ride.

Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys,

I'm just plain ol' hungry.

- Where is he ? - He better get here.

Don't push the "maybe," baby.

I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature,

I never said families don't break up.

Uncle Ja Gonna Make you boys Strong

VOODOO SAPPER IS A GO%$@#N MUST!

What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate

Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ?

Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is...

You salute your superiors.

Oh, you’re not listening to Ms. Vanessa

Agh?! My Finger?!

- I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit

- Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah

How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ?

Come here Angie

Just a little bit louder now.

Go change your HUggies!

Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping--

See ? He's dead to the world.

Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

You'll get no sympathy from me !

Do you all understand me?! - SIR, YES, SIR!!!

If you don't answer me when I speak to you,

- Got it ? - Got it. Come on !

Let's move it, you turds !

Once upon a time,

- Sound off - Three, four

Sir... yes, sir.

It was about achievin' your objective.

Don’t push the maybe, baby

We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can.

- Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it.

The Glee Club...

If we lose It'll be because you failed them

So after two and a half weeks...

But enough about me, woman. What's your story ?

Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne.

Damn Skippy! wE just keep chuggin' along!

Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor.

Make me feel all funny

Hey ! Your head's shaped like a bowling ball !

One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.

it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill !

Maybe I didn't come back for you.

I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command !

I will put my foot so far up your ass,

- I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable.

It’s been 81 hours since I played me some Car Soccer And already, I’m starting to get the itch.

What hurts most?

I have good news for you, assholes.

From da back like!!!!!!

You've graduated... to maggots.

You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ?

what are you lookin at chaa'

Payne's not here He's in our ass

what are you lookin at super shit

Major Payne. What are you doing here ?

I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair

Gimmie 25 Hermsy!

I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer,

I am not your damn brother

I want that trophy!

Little did I know what awaited for me.

Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch.

I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language ?

VOODOO SAPPER IS A DAMN MUST

You don't like needles ?

- I don't want it. - Please, Major ?

As of this moment, you are reinstated in the United States Marines...

You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!

Third place: Stapleton.

All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch.

Ours Wanna See Nurturing?