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- One, tubby, tubby !
Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come
These boys have to earn their due.
my... authority !
our ass smells like shit
You hold it, turd
Why do I feel like a jackass ?
It's Time
Tomorrow We start the Hard Stuff
You're drunk.
Bad to the bone
- Hello, Betty. - Aghhh !
It's all about the trophy ?
It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team.
Oh-h-h-h but they don't know
I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna
Tomorrow We start the Hard Stuff
I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper.
Getting hurt by Lampe Prof Will to the rescue
Toot Toot!
I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history.
Oh, I gotcha now !
Slippery he say
Here it is
and if I'm sick, I'm gonna start throwing up.
I hate you Heathcoat so shut the fuck up
Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir !
Proceed.
That's not enough ! Look at 'em !
I want names.
In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it...
Hustle, move it ! Let's go !
Okay.
- You nasty little worm !
Neutralize
There's a call for you, sir.
He's still there !
Are you on the XRP train? ALL ABOARD!!!
D'em lights...make my agent orange act up and I get de urge to kill!
Fly baby fly!
Hello, Mr. Denial.
Why me ?
Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
You wanna see nurturin' ?
Get Ready SCHS Boys Soccer Tune in for "Willie's Warriors Workout"
- Do you understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir !
Hmm.
Let me tell you that story.
Pop yo titty out his mouth And stop babying him
Good night, princess.
Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it !
The squad that lives together, wins together.
Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot...
I want that trophy.
One, two, three.
America needs you.
Dotson !
Veals and Neisha go be like
Know what I heard ?
lol
Got no worry, got no stress
Oh.
They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little.
Neutralize
Thir yeth thir
When I walk the streets
Sir, the squad is formed, sir !
She could tell right away
You're scaring me !
That-a-boy. Sit.
If you... don’t read that chapter... like I asked you to,
We got the crap kicked out of us because of you !
Giddyap, let's go !
Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby
Falling Moving You Idiots Let’s Go
Maybe... I like ya.
When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox
D'em lights....
Sir
It makes my Agent Orange act up and I get the urge to kill...
Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you !
It was sure to be a living hell.
Oh, that's great !
- Are you crazy ? - Do it !
it's been 3 months since I did a privileged function and i've developed an itch
- Tiger. - Are you crazy ?
Agh, My Finger,
Just warming up Kali
- The green boys, sir. - Oh, right.
Its been 12 hours since ive made something useless and already Im startin to get the tch
- will be meeting at 3:30.
Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress.
Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out
What winners say After a long season
Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead !
Did I say you could touch my bed ?
- Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ?
Now you salute me.
of livin' a civilian puke's existence,
- What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative.
Madison is a loser.
- I am here to remedy that.
Make me feel all funny
Ho
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
The Green Boys, sir.
me
I’ve been known to whip up some carbs!!!
I've been known to cut a little rug...