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Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !
- You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah !
- You hold it, turd. - I can't !
is a family environment.
- No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ?
Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident.
You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all.
- Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home
Them boys need you !
Freaky girls with plenty of class
you fat pigs always shit on your kids bed
Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
- Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !
Then blow me a freaky kiss
You wanna wrestle?
He's just trying to show you some affection !
You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!
So what is it, exactly ?
What to do when your bully eye rolls at you
I had a really nice time tonight, Benson.
Good. Now hold it.
Well, that's just my point.
Unity, turds.
Wait What....lol
All right, ladies !
to the Madison School.
Heathcoat !
Drop and Give me 2020!
- Hungry for blood.
To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you...
It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
- To win it ? - Oh, yeah.
It’s been 82 hours since I played me some Car Soccer And already, I’m starting to get the itch
I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ?
Pimp Daddy Payne
You get no sympathy from me!
You thinkin' about leaving yet ?
- You like to beat women ? - Officer, l--
So it's true. You're just gonna leave.
Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped...
B-B-B-B-Bad
Don't never... hit... her... again.
It’s Been Two Whole Weeks Since I Killed Me A Man And Already I’m Starting To Get The Itch
Dom if she tries to hug me
What, and send you on a vacation?!
And I don't know why
Major payne! shut upp boy shut the fuck up!
Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.
Flying is my business And business is guuuudd
It’s been two whole hours since I’ve arrested a man, And I’ve already developed an itch
Whoever he is, he's on my time now.
Why'd you come back then ?
- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ?
- Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so.
You just missed a little bedtime story.
- Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ?
"The Water On My Knee Will Quench Your Thirst."
- And what better place...
Toot. Toot.
Have you been reading the book ?
No. Actually, he left.
Tomorrow, ladies,
Gotta be some CT Techs left Who want to go to West Reading PA
Don’t ever disrespect her again
Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
You're still a shit sandwich.
You Want See Nurturing?
I'm gonna make you boys strong !
Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ?
Sensitive
Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho
is a failure to communicate.
over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion.
Tomorrow, ladies, we gonna start the hard stuff
Hey, guys ! Don't start without me !
I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges."
To see freaky girls doin' shows
- Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle.
I'm goin' put my foot in your ass ! Is that clear, dummy ?
Well, hello, Miss Walburn.
Break it on down
VOODOO SAPpER IS A GO%$@#N MUST!
It’s been two whole hours since I arrested a a man. And already I’m starting to get the itch.
The nurses all gathered round
I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ?
Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ?
- Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby
I'm not gonna salute you.
Nope but I can clean your Colin out
Coronavirus Gotta keep my strength up... Gotta maintain discipline...
Needless to say,
Oh, yeah
Get in.
We can get down 'cause it's in our souls
Why are you here ?
Somebody's gonna answer for all these Pokémon i got back