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You set us up.
you fat pigs hurry up and hustle!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P
He's coming ! He's coming !
Go on now…git
Uh, no thanks.
And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere !
I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."
Williams, go.
Oh, children.
The taste buds were like..... Then we went outside to toss a frisbee.
Getup Getup Getuup! Get Roll’n!
Repeat
Company ! Atten-hut !
Thir, yeth, thir!
Sensitive.
Listen, Payne or no Payne,
- Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill.
I was told it would be my greatest challenge.
I let you do these things to me
Like what ?
Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap !
Just let me touch it
Well, your story, while colorful--
Benson.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty.
Shut up.
I want that trophy.
My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies.
Well, that's one death warrant signed.
We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch.
Let me be more direct.
Dam skippy
I know all about it.
I wanna tell you about it baby
Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby
and killin'.
Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd...
- I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November.
Now let's win this thing !
Mister... Payne ?
What A Nightmare
to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games.
Its been two whole weeks since I BANNED me a man And I'm Starting to get an itch
Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat
Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet.
That's where you'll find my sympathy !
Sir, squad is formed, sir.
We don't have a chance without Payne.
Happy Birthday Joshy! Hope your day is Major Fun!
as long as you keep them out of my hair.
Got no worries Got no care
Good man. I'll see you in Washington.
You run on back to bed.
Oh, heh-heh.
Not like others but above the rest
When Tim found new comments
and let the boy grow up.
Most of the body heat travels through the head,
AFCYBER We have a DCO program?
leave me alone and i'll give you some shit you guys get your fuckin bodys sympathy
Sensitive.
We have an R.O.T.C. program ?
Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party.
It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ?
come again?
Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ?
I SAID DO YOU WANT ME GONE SOLIDER!
It wasn't until...
Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun.
just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle.
Do you know what positive reinforcement means ?
Concentrated dithiazanine.
Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy.
- You can call me D. - D, hmm ?
Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
VOODOO SAPPER IS A DAMN MUST PLAY
Dan Makes me feel all funny
I see we got a sickly boy on our hands, we better boost your immune system son, drop drown and give me 25.
Briar !
- Every woman I meet
You get your fat body over that wall !
Hello, Miss Walburn.
Defensive Football Coaches This time of year:
Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked.
You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain,
- What is it ? - What ? What ?
It's Major, boy.
Toot. Toot.
All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !
Bad to the bone
I didn't stutter
You like to beat women?
Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads...
Tiger ? Tiger, come back here.
"The Three Bees.
- Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ?
- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir.
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?
What you runnin' from, boy ?
Major Payne's a major dis
- Got no worries, got no care
there was a little engine that could.
If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it.