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You tellin' me to shut up ? Why don't you shut your damn mouth...
If you don't believe battle us and you will see
I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement.
I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset.
- Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma.
It's been two whole weeks since I played me some softball And already I'm starting to get the Itch
God, I'm hungry.
''The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model."
O.k. I'm sorry you're just a little turd
Oooh. Looks like...
you will be bald like me !
Toot! Toot!
What beanstalk you fall from ?
- Yoo-hoo ! - What ?
- And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back.
I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair
What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ?
I wanna get that trophy, sir.
Wellington, present arms !
And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !
BD
I've trained 20,432...
Agh My Finger My Finger
Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
You're a family, a team.
- That I'm bad to the bone - My arm !
Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school.
Okay. I'll go get ready.
your sorry asses belong to me.
SLIPPERY, HE SAY
That's it ?
the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on !
before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off.
And I want you to have that.
Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours.
Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ?
Ike Mains
Make me feel all funny.
Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you.
You're just not a soggy one.
Shitposting is my business and Business...IS...GOOD!
Second place: Madison Preparatory.
All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow !
I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft.
This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team.
Go on back to your bunk, son.
I'm gonna be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm
You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?
What do you think I oughta do with you ?
- Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall !
Don’t push the “ navy “ , baby
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
Doin' what they did to turn us out
Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son...
grab a rack and settle in.
It will bring them together Just like it did in the greatest movie ever
That I was bad to the bone
Oh, that's my little incentive program.
Weren't you gonna be my big helper ?
It’s been 6 whole days since I bought a watch
Benson.
Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast
Only thing he knows is slit your throat.
Hungry for action.
Order arms
Maybe what he need...
In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story.
And when you saw it, did you want it ?
Lula May’s baby boy
Great. What happened to unity and family...
It's been three whole days since I mowed the lawn.
- One, sir. - I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man.
Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ?
Makes me feel all funny
I can't hear you! - SIR, YES, SIR!
dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole !
- 'Cause you have got the biggest tits.
Just warming up
Thank you, Benson.
Sensitive.
And I'm bad to the bone
You call that being sensitive ?
You mean, the explosion !
Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along.
Don’t move let me shoot that fly!”BAM”
Ready to do whatever
Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat
Ah, heh-heh-heh.
The green boys.
He look up at me. He said, "Payne !
And I call it neutering !
Hehehehe
Four. Five.
'Cause we feel good in our dress
You will walk like me, talk like me,
Is to give me my propers when you get home
You're Wanna See Nurturing?
So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ?
and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here.
Don't all run at once.