Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth I didn't Mena to bother you. . . .
Payne'll never get off the can.
I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots...
Hello Betty!
Come on ! Wait ! Hold on.
I was told you were on an important assignment.
- Get in !
if they happen.
One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop
"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !"
Can ya read lips
Do you understand me?? - SIR, YES, SIR!
No one: Coffee:
Looks like we got another TSgt on our hands here, guys!
Stacey Abrams after the election
Philly stomp
Good boy.
Dem some mighty fine vittles
or even dig in your butts without my say-so !
Why do I feel like a shitass
What happened ? You terminate his command ?
Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf.
how i sleep
Major Payne, could you please help me to understand...
The Triad Academy Headmaster After August 8th
Whee-e-e-e, doggie !
- I heard that it's time for you to leave.
It makes my agent orange act up
Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me !
That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more.
Otherwise I’ll kick your butt back to China.
Hit me with a one, two, three, four
What you want
Maybe I like you
- They did it for themselves. - Benson.
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga.
Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives...
- Happy to meet you. - Same here.
Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy !
Do you accept it ?
Chugging chugga Chooo choo
Nah, of course not.
Step Work
so perverse,
we gonna start the hard stuff.
- but as your friend.
- The hard stuff ?
And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic,
Let's go.
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ?
- I don't need your book. - Take it.
Try it.
Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice !
You know how far we are from the kitchen ?
- and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ?
B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad
I hate it
and have his brains mailed back to his mother.
If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir !
Taggert, present arms.
Aw, phooey !
Seven 23-Hour Days of Fun and Adventure
- Respect when you come home
Charlie getting stronger in the Jungle
Fly Baby Fly
Whoa ! Catch it !
I want that man arrested !
Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone.
Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than...
Look, woman.
TIR YED TIR
Heh-heh. That's another rhyme.
Yeah, brother.
I don’t play about Ms. Tia!
What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog ?
then we gotta show you the hatch.
Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir.
What's your name, girlfriend ?
and until you win those games,
my skills as a trained killer.
You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo !
Let the games begin !
Major, Major ! It's okay !
When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox
I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now.
Get off of him !
Rank, rest !
Major, I have news so good I've decided to deliver it personally.
She's tryin' to give me a shot !
Loved a man the way--