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If I poke your stomach will it make you go: "OOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!"
- Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home
Snow Angels!
Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right.
When that Ghetto D Makes you have war visions
Sir yes sir
Begin.
is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him.
That you ain't no good
- Payne did something so vile,
- Moving that body with plenty of action
Major Payne, sir.
Take your mind off that arm ?
To the games.
Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat
Girl, you know you look so cute
We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone.
It's Been Two Whole Weeks Since I Killed Me A Man,
one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.
I
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands.
and ain't gonna leave until you do !
Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap.
Madison Preparatory School.
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
There's a situation in Bosnia that requires your special services.
Trisgf
You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy.
- Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on.
Yes, and the eye-gouging part.
Negative.
Now on the day I was born
Perhaps over dinner ?
me
Who's the dummy now?
Is that all ?
Oh, heh-heh-heh.
I took it out myself with a field knife.
Sir yesh sir
That I'd leave you if I could
Do you like the movies ?
From this day forward,
Madison, present arms !
BEING AMAZING IS OUR BUSINESS!
Heh-heh-heh.
You know what a nightmare is ?
And what is your damage, muscle-head ? You stupid ?
You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis !
I acted alone, sir.
How bout you pop yo titty outta that nigga's mouth and keep his nutsack out off yo tongue and stop babying that motherfukka
Will the teachers please report to the quad...
I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry.
Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me.
.
to understandin'."
- All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him.
- Want me to show you a little trick ?
'Cause we feel good in our dress
is for you to pop your titty out his mouth...
You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis !
Your Wanna See Nurturing?
- with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly !
Well, why not Wuligar ?
- Like what ? - Like golf.
Way to go this time, Alex.
I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left.
TIR YED TIR
Let's win them games.
There's only one place where we can go
at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel.
B-B-B-B-Bad
Closer.
Doin' tricks to make us holler
This what I wanted to say to her
He's in there ?
Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go !
Don't push the maybe Baby
Atten-hut !
All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts,
You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ?
As of 0800...
At ease, Payne.
When ole girl walked in the store. You wanna wrestle?
Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. !
Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle
- Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive.
I didn't want you to be brother !
Whip it to me
is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ?
And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door,
You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ?
All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home
All right my little patch of Brussels sprouts Unplant yourselves
No. I didn't, actually.
I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I didn't mean to bother you.
- Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy.
and all that other bullshit that you taught us ?
Go change your Huggies, boy
I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.
It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.
T the app but it does seem like a lot
Ooh, your kisses
Lula May's baby boy !
your damn brother !
Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that VPN?
Tiger ! Tiger, come back here !
- No, sir ! - Well, let me tell you somethin', ass-eyes.
If these men win the Virginia Military Games,
Sir, yes, sir !
Pull !
I like to hang upside down blindfolded,
otherwise I stomp you in the ground !
What are you lookin at Ass eyes
Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies,
I am replacin' Major Frankfurt...
Got no worry, got no stress