Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I suggest we get this party started.

- And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit

Bring me my shiny!

No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me

We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise

What are you lookin' at, ass-eyes ?

Our Wanna See Nurturing?

I Am Not your damn brother

You're mine now. I own you.

Them some mighty fine vittles.

I mighta made a little anonymous call.

Major Payne. The new commandant ?

I Didn't Stutter

We're gonna have to prove...

Man, get in there.

Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire.

But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ?

"Pop your titty out his mouth...

- Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us.

Take it. I don’t want it.

It makes me feel all funny.

You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour.

- Nothing, sir ! - You plottin' on me, boy ?

uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest.

For your convenience,

Did you even see that trophy ?

jala carajo jala

Makes us squat when we piss

This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne.

See I told ya Ok

This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle !

Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it

- On your mark. Get set.

What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ?

I don't suppose you dance.

BF: you know I will always love you. There are so many great things about you! What’s do you think is great about me! My stupid mind:

Now, be advised, ladies,

Will you be my big helper and help me do that ?

My husband after sex...

So do l. Heh-heh-heh.

No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg.

Go on, now. Git !

Why don't you run on back to your room...

When you sleep all day And don’t exercise on 2087

You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.

- One, sir. - Come on, pork chop !

you will strive to be like me.

No, I checked on that.

and already I'm startin' to get the itch.

Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne.

from Iraq to Haiti,

You get two chances to advance,

Agh!? My Finger!?

The dog ain't blind.

Major Payne, sir.

combat killin' machines.

I'm the one that's blind, you idiot.

Kings and queens step aside

You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass !

Do you want to dance? Well, I’ve been known to cut a lil rug .

Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours.

- what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.

These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.

Relax. Do you know why you're here ?

Alright, my little patch of Brussel Spouts

Hello, Miss Walburn.

That's not me. It's not Payne !

Y-You said you were gonna--

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne !

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gonna kill yo boys

He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.

What do you want, Mr Pee-body ?

You think that stopped the little engine that could ?

Colin Killed when the school exploced

'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.

Wellington Academy, sir !

Is that okay with you, Colonel ?

Woman, under this here hat...

Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window !

- 'Course we do. - Who ?

Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

Go lead your men into victory.

Bee sensitive to their needs."

All right, Fox. Keep goin'.

Michelle is the Drama

be disqualified from the final competition !

Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me.

Let me tell you all somethin': War has made me very paranoid !

What you need You know I got it

This is the new lieutenant colonel list.

that can't hold your liquid out in public.

Alex, where are you going ?

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

May I make a suggestion ?

Love my barracks night and day

Its been 81 hours since I played me some car soccer And already, I’m startin to get the itch

I gotta get a job!

I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I didn't mean to bother you.

How hard Hard like a rock