Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you.
Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor so do I..hehehe
We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this.
- Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready.
The promotion board report came out last week.
If we lose It'll be because you failed them
You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them.
- Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !
Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General--
Major Payne, sir ?
Sort of.
Nazi, fascist pig !
it's been two whole weeks since i was an admin and i've developed an itch
Sir, yes, sir !
You know, you remind me of the doughboy.
What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ?
No need for name calling
What would anybody want with a 36yo pitcher
If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge...
Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure.
I can barely do it. It's slippery out here.
AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!
Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip.
Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys.
Squad, atten-hut !
by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman.
Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.
so you might not want to torture him this evening.
- What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ?
It's from my heart.
I guess I'm uptight
Ah, heh-heh-heh.
Want me to show you a trick to keep your mind off that pain?
- Work every time.
The rest of you men feel the same way ?
Butt's so tight he can't pass gas
Present arms !
"I Will Put My Foot So Far Up Your Ass,"
- I can't hear you. - Sir, yes, sir !
The head nurse spoke up
Fall In Move It You Idiots Let’s Go
Three.
Maybe... I like you a lot.
what are you lookin at chaa'
and kick it around on the ground.
You want them gone girl? You want them gone girl?
"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
All right, good-bye.
Cadets, order arms !
to challenge...
- I can't hear you ! - Sir, yes, sir !
...
Truth
Want me to show you a little trick?
Boom ! Heh-heh-heh.
You Wanna Seeing Nurturing?
Them: go take your meds you pussy Me without my meds
I know where I'm gonna shave him ! Damn Major Payne !
Don't move !
Actually, I think the party just begun.
Can you read lips
they'd have issued me one.
Yes, turd ?
Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck...
Gotta earn my right to be called a man
One, sir.
- No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd,
He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation.
me
my finger
The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.
2.5 hour drive Full of fun and adventure
What the hell happened to you ?
Let's move it.
I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?"
Republicans saying to dumocrats After Harris loses election
Boykin there is no billet or warfare device left you got them all. But you non-selected me 3 times now…
Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ?
CHuba, chuba, chuba, chuba, chuba. Toot, Toot!
It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.
…
- Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit
Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance.
Regular little soldier man.
Yeah, to get rid of you.
And I had no other alternative...
- Hit me with a three, four - Three, four
Neisha go be like
deep, deep in the jungle,
B-B-B-B-Bad
in the real man's military !