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And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town.
Break it on down
Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie
me in helldivers
I gotta get a job.
- Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us.
Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor.
Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas...
Republicans to dumocrats After Harris loses election
Six. Seven.
Yo, Payne !
Do you really think that this approach...
All right, knock it off!
What'd you say to me, turd ?
Bust a move !
This morning, you are all equal.
- This one's prettier.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga, Chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot!
We can get down 'cause it's in our souls
Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on
Don't you sass me like your mother.
That's why i Iove you
I'm not gonna chase you.
We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son !
- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
Do I have any more volunteers ?
Squad ! Atten-hut !
It's so damp. What about my allergies ?
You don't know.
I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing.
That is my deal.
'les you can flip yourself upside down and walk on your hands.. ..you ain't gon' make it!!
When the solo mask shot at him Not realizing I’ve just come out of Stella
You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
I... am not...
Sensitive.
Po Po Po Po Power With Bearglove
what are you lookin at #@%$^^
me
- Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute.
Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife,
Here, gimme your hand.
What are you doin' here ?
Now here we are together
Payne's not here He's in our ass
They puttin' on a fashion show.
Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.
What, and send you on a vacation ?
- Me too. - Okay.
And I'm stuck like glue
- I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle.
YOU WANNA SEE NURTURING?
i want to suck your balls hehehehehaha
- How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ?
You're gonna need it.
From now on, you are no longer turds.
The R.O.T.C. program.
you will strive to be like me.
Lol See
- Feel I'm gettin' weaker...
You need to loosen up.
- To own it ? - Yeah.
And what the hell is that ?
i want to suck your balls hehehehehaha
I guess you should expel me sir And send you on a vacation?
Whoo ! You's a pure genius !
Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop !
America killed an Iranian general
Sweeter than honey
major payne agh boy shut up
The trophy of a champion.
What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate
Choo choo!!
No sympathy
- Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989.
- Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !
- Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up.
tiger I'm gonna chop your little head off he he ha ha!
- Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up.
Make me feel all funny
Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.
'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
It's called a nightmare.
Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go !
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands
You think Charlie care anything about slippery ?
What we've tried to develop here...
Killing Wardens is my business And business is good
What, you callin' me a liar ?
- You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit
Bring me my trophy
It makes my agent orange act up
The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne.
Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam !
When your bully eyeballs you
Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on !
Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne.
I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games.
- All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY LEFT!
- Come in.
You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin,
Is good