Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stone. You are now cadet sergeant.

Don't you walk away from me.

From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs,

I don't know, sir.

I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."

It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.

When you make that coochie pop

This u right now

THEM SOME MIGHTY FINE VITTLES

Well, you know what y'all got comin' ?

I'm goin put my foot In you !!!!! Do you understand me dummy!!!

I wanted children. He didn't.

You want me gone boy

These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open.

So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.

When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox

My husband after sex...

Just work that body all the way out

Stroke it like this!

- You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit

Been 2 whole weeks since I've lifted a plate... Already getting the itch...

- I'm not gonna chase you.

Hey, hey, hey, Major. Where you goin' ?

Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy,

I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I dont mean to bother you. . . .

Want me to show you lil trick …to keep yo mind off the pain?

Agh. My Finger.

Thank you, Major.

You wanted in. I got you in.

Sports have made me paranoid The disrespect and aux usage today got my plotting meter going up

while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle.

Did you want it ?

Butt's so tight he can't pass gas

Just a little bit

I wanna know who's responsible.

- Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips.

Come on ! You can do it !

- Heh-heh-heh. - Major !

Now put your head on his shoulder.

IIIII'm gonna kill you boys

'Cause I ain't never

You like to beat lower belts Lampe!

Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back,

The rest of you garbage,

Falling Moving You Idiots Let’s Go

What do you want, Mister Pee-body ?

All right, ladies.

We got work to do.

Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho

Go tell Mama bring my field knife.

we will be announcing activities throughout the day,

Unity, Turds: That is the key word in “unit,” without the “y.”

What’s The Matter, You Can’t See Either?

into a well-disciplined cadet unit.

grab a rack and settle in.

Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle.

Ain't you gonna dance ?

You think that stopped the little engine that could ?

and stop babyin' him !"

- Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ?

who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition:

I don't like it.

I'd like to make a suggestion.

Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week.

I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline.

Won't complain That's where I'll stay

is one minute, twenty seconds !

Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ?

what are you lookin at chaa'

Gimme a little salute.

Fourth place: Taggert.

Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade.

you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'.

- He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ?

Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir !

Dem some mighty fine vittles

You must be Major Payne.

Good day, Miss Walburn.

You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides...

but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment.

It's somethin' special.

You Wanna SEES Nurturing?

if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it !

Show me those cultured pearls

What do you say ?

It’s been 81 hours since I played me some Car Soccer. Now I’m starting to get the itch

Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation.

Yours Wanna See Nurturing?

And they gazed in wide wonder

Pop that coochie

No Sir - Then you hold it in you little turd.

causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation.