Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ?

Let's move out.

Why don't you and I become partners...

And you will respect me.

and stop eatin' all that damn candy, you fat pig ?

for two hours of weapons drill.

Look at you, though.

- Ain't you never been married ?

Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !

You dumocrats are stupid Your mom's and dads are brothers and sisters

I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."

Slippery, he say !

You find a piece of candy in your pocket ?

- Bad to the bone - I've been shot !

Then I guess in need to dig farther into my repertoire

Ohhh Suck it up

Back to killin'. You wanna come ?

You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.

as your commanding officer !

One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir.

Read it. Apply it.

- Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo !

- otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry !

I ain't never no, no

I guess nobody's responsible.

- Deserve it ? - Yeah.

See you later, loser.

What I see I make my own

No. I'd like to see my men.

It’s been two whole weeks Since I sodoed mojo with my boy

You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet...

Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy.

- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ?

You like to rhyme, boy ?

Your unit will be leaving out of Washington.

You've Wanna See Nurturing?

Getup Getup Getuuup! Get Roll’n!

...I'll have no choice but to tear you apart! Is that clear, dummy?

Boom ! An explosion happened.

Well, maybe that's because he's six.

it'll be because you failed them.

You nasty little work

All that hard work they did, they did for you.

Turd this, turd that. Who he think he is ?

Now, now, now put your arm around him.

There gotta be somebody need some killin'.

Arms, hut ! Left face !

After you torture him, so he don't have to through life with a colostomy bag

Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.

Quick fast and in a hurry

- I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh.

- Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

They all stay satisfied

I can't feel my legs! So, see you Monday!

You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli.

sports have made me paraniod and when all get to wilding with aux usage and disrespect. it makes my plotting meter go up, and I get the urge to start some disciplinary action

I Can’t take this ish no mo Gots to be a TDY somewhere

- Sound off - One, two

What happened to the other dress ?

That's a mighty fine handshake you got there.

Hold on, guys. Wait-- Oof !

major payne is gonna kill you, sir!

I’m gon put my foot in your ——— Is that clear?!!

it'll be because you have led them to a victory.

I did somethin' bad.

Won't complain That's where I'll stay

I got somethin' to say to you.

Agh? My Finger?

Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.

It makes me feel all funny.

Make me feel all funny

Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go !

Welcome, parents, to Madison School.

Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you.

Lopez Telling his new PLT about the horrors of SLC

How many chuggas

Ain't no need for name-calling.

You've killed 'em all. Good luck.

Squad ! Atten-hut !

You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose,

DON'T BE HATE'N!

Them Some Mighty Fine Vittles

While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here.

He's gotta be joking.

- Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah.

Give me your hand.

All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded.

Seven 23-hour days...

Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said ?

I might have glanced at it once or twice.

- I got 25. - Put me down for 40.

You want them gone girl? Yes maam

You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.

You know, when they're through with you, they're just gonna cut you loose again.

is Major Benson Winifred Payne !

Stapleton, present arms !

- No. - Get off.

So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear