Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox
both legs missin'.
- Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit
- H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat.
Happy Birthday Joshy! Hopes it Major fun!
What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate
unacceptable, sir.
You'll Wanna See Nurturing?
Bad
You're a liar and you're a cheat
Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh.
me
This little engine's mission...
Sir, yes, sir !
You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you.
I've toured 11 separate engagements...
full of fun and adventure.
- Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home
Drop down, give me 25 pushups now!
Bye. Have a good time.
Pop your titty Outa his mouth
You think charlie care anything about slippery?
When they tell me people at work think I’m an asshole
And I looked down,
It was just me and my sidearm.
Major Payne's a major dis
Hello, Betty.
me
- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ?
- Do you all understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir !
Pop yo' titty out his mouth And let the boy grow up
Break it on down Break it on down
- Yes. - Good !
How I feel right now
You'll get no sympathy from me.
Do... not... attempt...
Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here...
- Hey, baby - Just a little bit
Maybe I'll have to change my name...
You'd Wanna See Nurturing?
I will be... sensitive...
Dad: That’s why I want to cherish my time with you My stupid ass:
When the Washington Nationals Said they gonna sweep the Houston Astros
Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ?
why you shaved the children bald ?
You won't have to worry about that anymore.
And I'm bad to the bone
I can't feel my legs."
Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd !
If you turds can bring me that trophy,
- Just a little bit - When you get home, now
I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this !
Cut a little rug
One !
Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated.
- Mister - Just a little bit
I Didn't Stutter
You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs.
- It is now.
It’s Been Two Whole days Since I Killed Me A Beer And Already I’m Starting To Get The Itch
Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire.
Nobody ever lets you do anything when you’re too little.
I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy.
Post.
Who wants to be a Champion?
But it's not a life or death situation.
Quality Assurance
What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ?
Hog killing is my business ladies And business is good
Ah, heh-heh-heh.
Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann
See now, what we have here...
That's not what I asked !
Republicans say tithe dumocrats After Harris loses the election
Bend over and spread 'em, girl
you want want sympathy look in in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! shut up major payne
Said leave this one alone
Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann
Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll !
Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
- Is that him ? - Yeah, come on !
Sensitive, sensitive.
Squad !
This is unsatisfactory !
He makes us squat when we piss
Tomorrow We are going to start the hard stuff
You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag.
Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face !
It was me, sir. I hired him.
to his needs.
- That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire.
Don’t all run at once!
you tried to do for Tiger tonight.
Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride !
Go, Tiger ! Go !
- Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted...
You will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing.
Get used to the sound of that word !
hit me in the face.
And when a man gets to eyeballin' me,
Nobody does the robot anymore.
Sir yes sir
The man who lives in my closet.
- Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
Forward march
i'm gonna kill you boys
What's the matter with you, boy ?
Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you...
in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ?
Gotta get a job!!!
Shouldn't let 'em go to waste.
What's the matter, you can't see, either ?
Agh.
What if this was a life or death situation ?
take my gun apart and put it back together...
Salute
Just let me touch it...
'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it."
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go !
I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids.
My plans for everything
- B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me !
and be back here pronto !
Don't you watch Oprah ?