Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to rewrite the arts curriculum nationwide.
Kill two birds with one stone.
♪ Why this car's automatic? ♪
on my last trip home, so...
dime-a...
You're kind of my moose.
♪ There are worse things I could do ♪
Now, uh, let's try it again with, like,
♪ Go, greased lightnin' ♪
and I think I can be off-book by Friday.
♪ You are supreme ♪ ♪ Uh, uh! ♪
I rode him for six years until he broke my hymen.
Have you been crying?
So what you gotta do...
All right, well, just remember, no matter how many times
Haven't seen you much the last couple of weeks.
- Come on. Now? - Ooh, release.
Go because it's your friends, it's your high school.
Oh, you guys have to come backstage and say hi.
to binge and purge.
I had to accept how I am.
What are you gonna tell me, that it wasn't serious?
If you can't accept that, that's on you.
and spent several months backpacking
♪ Elvis, Elvis, let me be ♪
♪ Now your bangs are curled ♪
♪ Who wants their hair done by a slob? ♪
When is it?
which always involves a tissue,
Believe me, the whole time I was directing it,
So, do you know the director
I'm glad that you're not.
Guys, I know I can do this.
and his brutal deconstruction
my recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend
but if floaty the Gravy Clown
Look, ever since Wade was a little boy,
don't be afraid to open with a ballad.
♪ Ba-doom ♪ ♪ La, la, la ♪
Yeah.
Who the hell is Patty Simcox?
in the lamestream media's definition of "science,"
Rachel.
including hillbilly hand-fishing,
Man, this week hasn't been easy, knowing it was the last time
Look out there.
six-ton stomach explode
a blue ribbon panel
- I don't know. - Maybe we can hot glue an elastic band on.
♪ Wholesome and pure ♪
♪ The chicks'll scream ♪ ♪ Uh, uh... ♪
You have nothing to worry about. You're going to destroy this.
Well...
of reserving the auditorium for Cheerios! Practice,
Want a donut, Marley?
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
And you are thin and beautiful.
Figgins' office, right now.
I'd rather not.
we're worried about Wade's safety.
Wait, is that true?
Thanks for dragging me into this, dude.
No. That's unfortunate.
this is none of your business, and besides, I've already
He's the theater critic for The McKinley Muckraker.
your idiotic musical.
Yeah, I think that's good.
Remember that time you got out of that date
- Adele is dead. - No.
- I thought this was home. - Doesn't feel like it anymore.
they plucked stars from the firmament
Are you sure?
Her recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend is directing
I'm not interested.
♪ I can get off my rocks ♪
whoever he wants to be.
... to be perfectly honest,
Thanks.
That's awesome. Congratulations.
He died?
You mean the faded southern belle