Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All these women, they keep coming up to me…

Pungent but not too dank, it was… Mwah!

and so she thinks it's okay to come home and boss me around."

[crowd cheering, applauding]

and then you celebrate me."

You better give me two weeks' notice, okay?

that having it all was limited to having a family and a career.

I want equal pleasure.

Her world is a lot smaller than mine.

It is so easy, especially when you compare it to sucking dick,

and sew them into wigs for his antique doll collection.

He had his arms wrapped around me,

-Yeah. -[crowd cheers loudly]

-hasn't contacted me yet, you know? -[crowd applauds loudly]

There's too many factors.

…because it's easier to put it in your mouth

by chasing your wife and kids out of the bathroom

so flattered, so blessed and highly favored,

[crowd applauding, cheering]

I have a very specific type.

Their tattooed eyebrows turn green and shit.

by women with money, power, and respect.

[cheering fades]

and at the same time, it's so forgiving of men who cheat on their wives.

they get to date models,

That is statistically probable.

I want to have a family, a career,

[cheers continue]

how many of them gonna let you cum on their face?

[crowd chuckling]

Monogamy made sense when we lived until we were 40 years old.

I was like, "Oh my God, I am so powerful."

You-- You don't know how free you are.

-♪ If you want me -♪ Show it ♪

-♪ Prove it ♪ -[song fades]

-[laughter continues] -[exhales]

People like to assume that because my husband is very spiritual

Yeah, I'm 39 right now,

he looking down at you, you looking up at him,

about cheating on my husband…

[indistinct chatter]

was making us believe

It could've sealed up all the holes in my underwear like Gorilla Glue, it was…

that I'm-- I'm clearly alarmed by what I see here."

You want to fuck around with me? Let me know,

We have too much guilt and shame