Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I toId you not to Iend Cooter your car.
Listen, I'm taking aII responsibiIity of putting them sIot machines in.
-Hey, Sheriff. -You're gonna have to come with me.
So that's the legend of how Sheriff Rosco helped save the orphanage...
What have we got here?
Raising money for the Animal Protective League...
Bo's aIways bragging on me.
It's just that I know this is onIy a game to you.
And about two years left in office to grab all he could.
-WouId it be easier if I said I was Ieaving? -Leaving?
-At what? -At game.
But I'm the Sheriff. I'm supposed to know these things.
Look, Enos, we're wiIIing to forget what happened.
Move it. What are you doing? Taking a break?
-It's her birthday, you know. -It is?
What are you doing now?
Sheriff Rosco snuck them in on a truckIoad fuII of fertiIizer.
She don't do nothing for me. I hate skinny women.
What are you doing?
-Machine guns? -Lord, have mercy.
Stop!
The Boars Nest, owned by Boss Hogg, is the slickest club in Hazzard.
-Go straight. -It's aII right. I know where I'm going.
I'II just be a minute.
-How you doing? -HeIIo, Cooter.
Bo, this project is very serious to me.
-Hi. You startIed me. -You ain't seen nothing yet.
to teII us that we couIdn't.
Burt ReynoIds never seemed to get Iost.
I don't know why...
Were you going out with that sharecropper?
He's my heIper.
-That boy's fast. -And he drives good, too.
It's so much, and it's aIways in quarters.
You have been gotten. Read them their rights.
-Right? -Right, Boss.
is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a Ioad of fertiIizer.
The Duke boys have put them aII over, in aII the civic cIubs.
when they eat at the garage, on donuts and beer.
Yeah? What's on?
but I aIways think that the worId ticks on my scheduIe and then....