Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you imagine the Iook on Rosco's face when he opens up that fertiIizer truck--
you're gonna have to come and get it yourseIf.
What if it does work? What are we gonna do with aII them sIot machines?
The HeaIth Department wiII cIose it down if it's not compIeteIy renovated.
AII right, boys. Raise them high, and don't turn around.
UncIe Jesse...
-Get a roadbIock. -It wasn't my fauIt.
Why do you aIways try to be funny?
That'd be Iike reversing a buzz saw.
Why don't you wanna heIp JiII with the orphanage fund?
-What are you doing, son? -Squirting fIies.
-Faster. -I don't want to get no ticket.
and hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.
Y'all hang on.
You couIdn't keep a canary in a cage.
I used it to run the Sheriff off the road to make him mad. When he jumped out--
a trip to see The Lawrence WeIk Show.
-I never kid about Iove or money. -But how....
You're gonna love old Jesse. He's quite a study.
Did the poIice get your car back?
-FiII it up, baby. -Take it easy.
as you two boys are Ioading them there machines on that there truck.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Rosco...
Are you going to the orphanage picnic on Saturday?
Now get her out.
Rosco for prime icon .... Rosco bosco
and even portable prostitution in two cruising RV campers.
What about these?
Jesse, he don't take kindIy to no government assistance.
and knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's songs.
-Happy Birthday, Daisy. -Why, thank you, Enos.
The best possibIe any orphanage couId be.
I stoles all Fancy Nancy shows production money.
-So, here's your money. -You're kidding.