Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I can't. I'm driving. -Is that what you caII it?
-You're right. I'd never guess. -You see, it's a Iong story.
Well, the word got out and old Rosco was reelected.
She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley...
-Hey, Luke. -Hey, Brodie, we were Iooking for you.
-if you were the onIy man running-- -I'd come in second.
Me and Luke wouId be gIad to heIp out. WouIdn't we, Luke?
it's a chase on the road.
We got nothing eIse cooking.
Again? I got other things to do, you know.
-Who is? -Sheriff Rosco CoItrane.
I mean, I got a Iot of expenses, with the eIection and it's....
And took 30% right off the top.
-What does Boss want the Iand for? -A shopping center.
-Y'aII stiII driving this thing on the road? -Yep.
I'm mighty proud to serve under a man Iike you.
Any change?
I was here fighting that same rotten system every day.
Crazy Cooter taIking. Turkey coming right down my aIIey.
Okay, Enos.
Don't put my business out on the streets.
went to the orphanage?
Welcome to Hazzard County.
Now aII the Duke famiIy has Ieft is what it started with, and that's famiIy...
I got you. This time I've got you.
Oh, Rosco, you oId softy.
-You okay? -I'm aII right.
Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin.
That's him. Sheriff Rosco Coltrane.
we're fixing to change your mind. Or rather, Luke is.
After 30 years as a fairly honest lawman...
Get your cotton-picking paws off.
-You wanna get a soda pop? -Sure.
Well, at least he don't dunk it.
fifty years before the Declaration of lndependence.