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I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing.
is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS,
What?
Um, okay.
- A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George.
Turn that off.
Oh, wow.
Oh, thank you, Kent.
Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here.
Indeed.
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
because they are always a part of us.
What the fuck are you smiling at?
I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.
Are y'all Christians?
Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.
Let's get this show on the road.
Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you.
- God. - Charlie.
Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade
Those people that you bring in,
Count every vote. Count every vote.
Unbelievable.
I grieve with thee.
- Madam President. - Thank you very much.
- I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much.
Why is my hair all spinning around
in the middle of all of this.
No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no.
Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is.
I just want you to know where I'm coming from.
We lost the popular vote.
- ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus.
to get these ballots counted, okay?
Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now.
And that is why we have to stop
- I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless.
I just direct messaged Charlie.
So who's fisting the American economy while he's here?
No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds.