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Those people that you bring in,
- A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George.
- I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless.
- I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much.
No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no.
What?
Indeed.
Are y'all Christians?
I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing.
I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.
We lost the popular vote.
to get these ballots counted, okay?
Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade
- ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus.
I just want you to know where I'm coming from.
Oh, thank you, Kent.
What the fuck are you smiling at?
Um, okay.
Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here.
And that is why we have to stop
Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is.
Let's get this show on the road.
Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.
- Madam President. - Thank you very much.
in the middle of all of this.
Count every vote. Count every vote.
I grieve with thee.
Unbelievable.
is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS,
Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you.
- God. - Charlie.
Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now.
Turn that off.
Oh, wow.
So who's fisting the American economy while he's here?
I just direct messaged Charlie.
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
Why is my hair all spinning around
because they are always a part of us.
No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds.