Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just not fair. This is just not fair.

- We really can't... - I don't give a fuck!

Mom, why would you want to paint Mee-Maw in such a negative light?

"I just now realized that."

...that has driven up your favorables.

Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay.

- You brought a date. - I don't know her.

Okay, why don't I give you a moment to say goodbye?

I found them soothing.

- What? - Life takes so many turns.

She was the most darling woman.

I think that's probably your interpretation of it.

what it was like to be the only daughter

Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue?

- You want anything? - I'm good. Thank you, though.

That would be a good story for the eulogy.

how long does this sort of thing carry on?

and I thought I had seen everything,

Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning.

She seemed sweet when she visited the White House.

This is your temporary mobile oval.

Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing?

Pardon me. Could I borrow you for a minute?

You already know I've carried three babies to term.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Karen couldn't stop the count.

Catherine called me. You were away.

- Is Mee-Maw better? - Catherine.

I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture...

uh, would that end?

I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby.

and certify the count as it stands.

so we're gonna have to fight it out in Congress.

Oh, my God. I love your smile.

- What? - At Catherine's request.

Okay? I have it all cued up.