Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ACCEPT.
YOUR BAZOOKA IS PASSING THROUGH MY NOSE.
WHO'LL BE THERE IN ONE HOUR -- DAD?
WELL, IF YOU FEEL IT IS BEST TO END THE FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS,
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
PARIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT EATING
I'D BE AFRAID THAT JACKSON WOULD GET JEALOUS.
THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN, YES, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] IT'S UNLOCKED.
LOOK, SOOKIE'S GOT MAJOR FOOD CRAVINGS,
[ BEEPS ]
MAYBE YOU WERE AFRAID THAT HE'D GET JEALOUS.
HE DIDN'T CALL YOU? NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. OKAY, GOT ANY PEANUTS?
BUT IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING, YOU KNOW?
MILK CHOCOLATE AND... BELL PEPPERS!
OH, I MEAN, I'M SO FRIGGIN' IMPOSSIBLE.
I DON'T HATE YOU. I CAN'T HATE THE PATHETIC. GOOD.
ON THE BIG SCREEN.
THEY ALL ACTED LIKE THAT.
SO, THEREFORE, IT MAKES IT SAFE TO COME
THAT'S JUST A FORMALITY.
WHAT? SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER?
OH, YES, I'M VERY DANGEROUS. ASK MY MAIDS.
UM...ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME?
UM, OKAY. THEN...THAT ONE.
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS I "HELLOED" HIM TODAY,
THAT WOULD BE LOVELY, SIMON.
I KNOW.
[ SIGHS ] OKAY, THAT'S IT. I CAN'T REMEMBER.
IT WAS A REAL TURNING POINT IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
AND SHE WANTS TO SELL HER PINE-NEEDLE SACHETS
I GOT TO GO. KISS.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT EASY, SWEETIE, AND GO CHECK ON DAVEY?
'CAUSE THE PIPES GOT TRASHED
AND THEN DO THE WAVING AROUND?
SOOKIE, I'M HOME.
* IF YOU NEED
AND THAT'S WHY YOU THINK HE'S MOVED ON?
EXTRA-SPICY TURKEY SAUSAGE --
SINCE I'VE HAD AN EVENING QUITE AS ENJOYABLE AS THIS ONE.
UH-OH. GOODBYE, T.J.
DAMN IT. HE'S GOING TO BEAT UP MY CAR.
I'LL PUT IT ON THE LIST, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
OH, I REMEMBER. SHE TALKED ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS.
OKAY, COULD YOU PUT THE GIANT SCISSORS DOWN
SO, HOW ARE YOU?
BUT I GOT SOME REPLACEMENT PIPE.
JACKSON, I FIGURED IT OUT!
WHY I DIDN'T TELL LUKE.
IT'S THE "EITHER YOUR SIGNATURE OR YOUR BRAINS
YOU'RE NOT SINGLE.
I'M SORRY. WHO SAYS THAT?
AND A CRULLER TO CUT THE BITTERNESS
OH, KID. YOU ARE SO FAR OFF HERE.
THE TWO OF THEM.
SO, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO BE HERE,
IF THEY STEAL ROBES, WE JUST CHARGE THEIR CREDIT CARD.
NO, A WEASEL. OF COURSE WITH A MAN.
WHAT RELIGION IS ANTI-LEFTOVERS?
OH, OKAY. GOOD.
SO, I JUST BARTENDED THIS CRAZY BRUNCH
AND THE FACTS ARE HE'S MOVED ON,
GRANTED, HE MADE IT ON A CEDAR PLANK,
TONS OF PEOPLE HAVE BROKEN UP SINCE THEN.
AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. UGH.
WHY, ARE YOU PLANNING ON CUTTING SOME PIPE
AND WHEN I GOT THERE, THE WIFE WAS CALLING THE COPS,
THE PHONE'S FAR. MAKE IT SHORT AND SWEET.
I HAVE NO SANCTUARY.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
THEN WHEN SHE THREW THAT "WHAT DID LUKE SAY" THING AT ME.
YOU FEED THEM, TOO?
THAT THUMB TASTING PRETTY GOOD THERE?
RORY THOUGHT THAT SINCE DAD'S MOVED OUT TO THE POOL HOUSE,
THE POOR WOMAN IS JUST LYING THERE.
WHAT? OH, MY GOD.
HE'S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A PREGNANT WOMAN.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
SEE, THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS JOB.
HOW DO YOU LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU'RE AVAILABLE?
THIS "DRINKS HERE, DINNER THERE" IS DUMB.
JEALOUSY IS BAD.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS, ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ]
DON'T SAY ANYTHING HILARIOUS WHILE I'M GONE.
ACTUALLY, SHE'S PETITE, BUT SHE'S STRONG.