Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, guy at table six wants a ring in a glass.

- And the curtain and... - Same guy who runs the board runs the curtain.

Oh, you don't think your wife has a life

in my kumquat daisy dress with reverse pattern hat.

Terrific film. Last year, it was North By Northwest,

- What? - It's the best idea

stick your face in, stick anything in,

There's a knock policy now.

Same with your mother, but who can tell?

♪ This is the place for self-expression ♪

It's great. - So you don't miss us at all?

I'll hold it so it won't fall on you on the way out.

Thank God, he forgot. I don't want our son thinking

Do I need a note from my mother to get out of gym class?

- Unfortunately. - Ah,

And now we have Psycho, which I understand is very scary.

- What happened to Lidia? - Lidia moved back to Ohio.

Eres una dama divertida.

- I told him to tell you. - You told our five-year-old son

What if I were to apologize?

and make you a star, I can shove you out on an iceberg

I was not as lucky as Abe and Rosie,

Hello. Not a cop. I was just wondering...

Grits ain't groceries ♪

- if perhaps you could help me with something. - Help you with what?

a place where a lady could drink with another lady?

Yes, well, Michael is just on his way back from...

I am not gonna date a comic.

- Well, who am I going to date? - Someone in the business.

"Mitzi, you're up," will do.

Because they've got their own secret lives.

♪ I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- Did he forget? - Yes, he forgot.

where someone like me but not me-- a friend--

I stepped on a spent condom coming in here,

But boy does this one sparkle.

Sh-sh... My God...

Fuck you, don't call me again.

Milkmen, mailmen...

♪ I'm nobody...

What? You get another desk, add a settee,

- but sounds like a douche. - I don't want to talk about it.

You broke into a federal building

What happened to Dorothy Parker's hat?

'Cause... I have no place to go.

♪ But in this bar, things were rock and roll ♪

And you want her to have that secret life.

and the damn hat is stuck to my ass.

They don't sit down till 10:00. Even the kids.

- On purpose? - Did you push her?

Yeah, yeah, I did, and I had

Could I have a quick word with you, please?

Shit. More competition.

I'd love to visit some of my places in the Village,