Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? I'll start with one, see how it goes.
This is fantastic!
Will you excuse me a moment?
- I outdrank John. - What was that wedding like?
How we thought we could move a piano.
- but we are out of time. - Nope.
Delores wanted everybody, Abe!
Baby ♪
They're armed. I'm Mrs. Maisel.
My name?
Big. Expensive.
Tarzan, Josephine Baker.
You are out of your fucking mind!
We start tomorrow.
Her obstetrician?
Is that in your files?
they said clever things.
Not you. Her.
No.
Or some rehearsal might help.
Though you're a doctor, so "cancer" could be
- Okay? - Okay!
Unless the crashing into each other is a creative choice.
Don't you want to know how I know
I want to know how long my alleged wife
He won't take my calls.
Then we break into Rose's sherry stash.
Well, that's the end of the... show.
You coulda told me he was a fucking doctor.
I tried to close the door.
They hear you. Everyone hears you!
that came to their minds when they found out?
Okay. You made your point.
And what do we need a code for?
Michael Kessler's office.
To new friends.
It's very Spanish.
Second time at the round table, I sat, I listened,
Taxes
We should do the finale earlier in the show.
Do not bring a pen.
- It's right up... - Wait.
Right now, I'm just focused on finding a place to live.
♪ And I was dancing in a lesbian bar, oh, oh ♪
Okay. I didn't know if this was
Basically, any time I come out here,
you've been on this month.
We always talk about me and my relationships. What about you?
- are you in your bra? - Yeah.
Got it. Well, I was born on the Upper West Side.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have a record.
some of you looked confused.
- You don't? - No. I am totally comfortable
Interesting people ♪
I can't get any work.
I make no guarantees.
Little news for you.
- Wasn't so safe for that guy. - A nice rug will cover that up.
dipped in arsenic, then wrap a guitar string..."
Maybe I've been hanging out with you for too long,
♪ And I was dancing in a lesbian bar, oh, oh ♪
It's the perfect live-work combination.
Just don't stink so much that you clear the place out.
- Sí. - I could tell by the smile
- than at the real place. - Thank you.
Yeah, when you cut off a guy's balls,
No, there is a friend. Really.
- Our last bottle. - Mmm.
And dancing alone, well ♪
Working in a strip club just seems like a step back.
just pee-pee and go back to bed.
when I talk, remember?
I'm sorry, am I, uh...
Get me your costume. I'll have Zelda fix it.
- But I run this place. - You run the theater.
Does she dress like you?
till you get settled and got a cash flow.
because that's when Rosie and I were seeing each other.
You walked into the building...
Oh, it was all so long ago.
I know that there's a lot of ugly shit out there
What parts? Because I want to mark them off,
Moving on.
I can't give your money back.
That's terrible. Kind of like you've been blackballed.
Throw up, dry out, and sleep.
- It's your mother, Shirley. - I know, Ma.