Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, should I get a secretary?

Plus they go through your pants and wallets at night

How about a ventriloquist?

- Let's get a drink. - Done.

This is looking like a half-assed burlesque show.

♪ We look cute when we're dressed in shorts...

Okay, fuck it. I'm excited.

- Why? - Well, I can't go out there naked.

hit my old haunts.

Okay. And this friend, i-is she like you?

That's... good?

'cause that's saying a thing.

♪ I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪

You're in luck. My mother does not use a dry cleaner.

- You keep saying that. - Well, I'm a hopeful guy.

You can't just come in here,

but I'll have them, and I'll keep them sharp.

because I needed to focus on my PhD.

If you get a pen and write a play,

- So? - So how is anyone gonna

to a mixture of different attires.

- Really? - I went to their wedding.

- Did we pass it? - And as they stand there

- I got to write this down. - Asher,

about this incident in The Village Voice.

"I've got an expandable attachment

Oh, will you look at that.

- It happens. - Yes, but what should we do?

You should also get a new desk.

Have you ever seen a bullfight?

What parts of this woman's body did you touch?

She can't even get the names right.

You've gotta be kidding.

"Want to reach those hard-to-reach spots?

Who says my pills make me loopy?

That's all, folks.

that people... Oh, now, that one, you made up.

I lived there for a year.

So, how long have you lived on el Lado Superior Oeste?

Hi. Sorry. I was just wondering

It's your chance to expand. Start your business.

Thank you. Susie, please.

Next time. I promise.

of a bygone era-- activists, patriots--

do not write a play about this!

Feels like a scam.

I wouldn't know what to do with this much space.

and says, "A poem.

- since we've been together. - So?

- Asher. - Abe. Hello.

Oh, I love movie night.

This is too much pressure. Hey, Midge!

Jamon iberico de bellota el mejor del mundo.

Come on. These are not hard fixes.

There's a brand-new NBC game show.

I remember that haircut, too.

Get it... that thing behind you...

There's a guy here.

They can smell the horse track.

when there're three dumpy broads sitting outside

Just give us a little piece of the action in return.

Abe and I used to be friends, because a friend doesn't

Rose, I admit that sometimes I don't listen to you,

You are a man. Right?

There, I said it. Eat me, I'm excited!

and stay another day or two if that's okay.

Sign with me, and it's all yours."

Do you gals have any idea what you're doing out there?

I got it. Thank you, Isobel.

ten seconds to watch it tumble down the stairs