Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Really? - I went to their wedding.
This is too much pressure. Hey, Midge!
Who says my pills make me loopy?
I got it. Thank you, Isobel.
that people... Oh, now, that one, you made up.
Sign with me, and it's all yours."
about this incident in The Village Voice.
- Let's get a drink. - Done.
Huh.
Abe...
do not write a play about this!
It's your chance to expand. Start your business.
- since we've been together. - So?
How about a ventriloquist?
No. Spanish.
because I needed to focus on my PhD.
They can smell the horse track.
Jamon iberico de bellota el mejor del mundo.
Never mind.
Hi. Sorry. I was just wondering
"Want to reach those hard-to-reach spots?
You've gotta be kidding.
and says, "A poem.
There, I said it. Eat me, I'm excited!
This is looking like a half-assed burlesque show.
Rose, I admit that sometimes I don't listen to you,
She can't even get the names right.
Hey, should I get a secretary?
hit my old haunts.
- You keep saying that. - Well, I'm a hopeful guy.
Get it... that thing behind you...
Plus they go through your pants and wallets at night
- Asher. - Abe. Hello.
And you knew?
Oh, will you look at that.
There's a guy here.
- I got to write this down. - Asher,
"I've got an expandable attachment
And you--
You can't just come in here,
Come on. These are not hard fixes.
Abe and I used to be friends, because a friend doesn't
- Did we pass it? - And as they stand there
Thank you. Susie, please.
to a mixture of different attires.
- Abe! - What?
and stay another day or two if that's okay.
Sorry. Mm.
Okay. And this friend, i-is she like you?
I lived there for a year.
So, how long have you lived on el Lado Superior Oeste?
Just give us a little piece of the action in return.
♪ We look cute when we're dressed in shorts...
Okay, fuck it. I'm excited.
I remember that haircut, too.
of a bygone era-- activists, patriots--
- It happens. - Yes, but what should we do?
Oh, I love movie night.
That's all, folks.
Have you ever seen a bullfight?
There's a brand-new NBC game show.
You should also get a new desk.
You are a man. Right?
but I'll have them, and I'll keep them sharp.
What?
Do you gals have any idea what you're doing out there?
You're in luck. My mother does not use a dry cleaner.
when there're three dumpy broads sitting outside
Next time. I promise.
I wouldn't know what to do with this much space.
That's... good?
What parts of this woman's body did you touch?
If you get a pen and write a play,
- Why? - Well, I can't go out there naked.
'cause that's saying a thing.
ten seconds to watch it tumble down the stairs
Hi.
- So? - So how is anyone gonna
♪ I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
Feels like a scam.