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- Boise... - Let's see how tomorrow goes.
This is neither of our problems.
but you eat it, and you're never full.
Ah, this all seems very open and shut.
Susie, you missed it.
- What? - I'm not gonna say anything.
♪ When some kids came up and said ♪
without harming a fly. Those are the facts.
Good people on this floor, too.
and buy some office equipment.
Hey, it's movie night tonight!
You think I don't know how to find a lesbian bar?
Hey.
That's ridiculous. I mean, how are we supposed
I am not a cop.
Comes with the microphone.
on his lap and tries to make it talk.
Can't tonight. I'm late for something.
So the fuck what?
I wanted to give you the option.
I haven't seen you with anybody
Carol went out with John, who went out with Martha,
Oh, the strap broke. I can't fix it,
This is Dior!
Was this before you two were together?
- Oh, table. - Hey, maybe I should get some of those paper clips.
and told your mother I couldn't see her
Excuse me. I am looking for a bar
We run the dressing room. Oh, and people's asses are attached
- Hello, Joely. - Hi, Ma.
I stayed outside.
- Pardon? - Y-Yes, hello.
- What? - You know,
Rose, may I remind you that I was working on my PhD,
- Yep. - But there was supposed to be another act.
Yes, sir.
Are you aware of all the colorfully descriptive words
Well, I'm sorry, Soph, our paths have diverged.
and I am never going to touch those parts again.
You don't seem to care.
I love this cat!
- What's your price point? - For an apartment?
- I need a pen! - Do not get a pen!
- Big and airy. - It needs a spruce.
When they see something, they don't talk.
Thank you and...
But will it make her finger look too fat?
Joel's mother trying to get you two back together again.
Yes, thanks, Rosie.
Yeah, he's throwing up all over the place.
the spot never hit me, the band played too loud
Oh, stop.
so it was all for naught, but you get my point.
- You're welcome. - Wait.
before you knock.
- John Barrymore. - I knew it was someone famous.
Last word of advice, writer to writer.
- Okay? - Okay.
- What? - From now on.
- Really? How? - We know a place.
They'll come to you, and it'll be over in a flash.
Let her in, Hal. Either one's fine.
Well, you should...
Will you just talk to me for a minute?
No! Absolutely not!
Or just women in general.
Replace faucet.
Well, we used it as a kind of house
I've heard these terms my entire life,
And your room is here when you want it. - Ma?
They just pretend they don't. And why?
It's sitting here empty, collecting dust. Use it.
I'd audition, I'd test.
I banned Boise from the dressing room.
- Top drawer. Right side. - Mm-hmm.
Life's full of surprises.
I wore the wrong hat.
- that I've been through. - How about our short, unsuccessful stint
but it's still fucking great.
Replace board.
I'm gonna talk.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hey!
- And you hand me the money. - I got it.
Triple gentile. More.
- Oh, yeah? Like what? - Well, the curtain stayed up,
Three minutes. Two and a half if he smokes.
Hey guys, I'm curious.
Hey. I separate nuts and bolts.